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pjoort.bsky.social
Guy from NJ in Philadelphia.
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some are born to run others born to be bald

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If you eat cabbage soup everyday it cancels out every other aspect of an unhealthy lifestyle

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The best drug I’ve ever taken is: “having enough money to not stress about bills”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

LFG

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Westminster Dog Show but for just old dogs. Most grumpy stubborn and half deaf dog wins

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Go Birbs

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Go Birbs!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My plane is landing in Philly 1 hour before the Super Bowl. Let’s see if I can even make it home to Center City

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been in Portland, Oregon for 20 minutes and it looks exactly the way I knew Portland, Oregon would look.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Not trying to be morbid but Luka Doncic getting traded to the Lakers is more surprising than a plane crashing in Philly last night

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

A plane crashed in Philly?

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

When am I allowed to have a midlife crises? How young? Boy I am itching

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I have made three different types of cabbage soup in the month of American January

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

My front yard right now

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly the amount of soup I have eaten this month is unnatural

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

24 hours ago Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute on an Inauguration Day stage and we still haven’t heard anything about it from our political leaders.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I’m really not sure what to say at this point

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a dark day for the USA.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Making soup and watching Lost Highway. Have a nice night

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve been pretty healthy so far this month I’ve been freebasing lentils a few times a week instead of a having heavy meal

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t care that Hegseth used to be an alcoholic. Really just don’t think Fox News anchors should get to be the Sec Defense just because they kissed Trumps ass.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Watching GOP Members fall in line to confirm a Fox News anchor as Sec Defense is just staggering. These stooges don’t take a single thing seriously

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Been caught up with overwhelming sadness all day searching for the reason. Realized there’s nothing wrong at all, it’s just Monday. Fools me every week

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Soup Tuesday

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Hey remember 4 years ago when Trump led an attack on our Capitol? Good stuff, good good stuff. Glad there were consequences.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

The Litter Robot is my greatest villain

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

My families super power is being terrible at buying gifts Wasn’t able to see them on Christmas, I am seeing them today Brother calls and tells me he ordered me an Omaha Steaks sub moments before I rarely eat red meat, I live in the city and don’t have a grill. Christmas was a week and a half ago

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going to make soup in such quantities today it should be illegal

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing that a show like the X-Files could never be made now

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Vivek Ramaswamy just dined at my friend’s restaurant in Philly and didn’t even tip 20%.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

The NY Rangers have been eliminated from playoff contention Due to lack of honor.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

On Friday I made a giant pot of soup from scratch On Sunday I made a totally different giant pot of soup from scratch

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

I have had United Healthcare for 3 Months and so far they have denied everything I have needed including a yearly checkup and regular monthly meds

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Halfway through this Joker 2 musical movie. I sure hope something happens in this film

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

This year’s NY Rangers meltdown is a pure ecstasy lightning bolt in my veins. I am Zeus.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

I have decided upon a career. I will be a pitcher in the MLB.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream that my dog was in prison

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Today is a sacred day. I am making chicken paprikash tonight. You cannot stop me from doing this.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Wait, Yanni Gourde is 33 years old? I thought he was like 25. Wait, Yanni Gourde is from Quebec? I thought he was a like Romanian or something

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Love when a coughing girl sits next to me at the bar

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

First thing I did this morning after waking up was slap my forehead in anguish over last night’s Devils / Leafs game.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Spent the last 20 minutes trying to locate Hard Rock Nick online. There’s a rumor he died.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments