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The worst part about flying a budget airline like Frontier/Spirit is the boarding process. 200 blank eyed mouth breathers huddled in front of the gate with no idea how to follow instructions or count boarding groups

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about to board a plane they made an announcement “we have 200 passengers today in Zone 1 who have a carry on, but we only have space for 90 bags on the plane ”

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I’m in New Brunswick NJ for un-fun reasons. I am going to deal with this by having 4-5 beers, then going to a Ramen shop and then immediately getting 2 slices of pizza to take back to my hotel.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Eat an edible right before a flight, let’s start this off nice and scared

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So much energy across the country right now It would be such an incredible shame if no leader emerges to rally behind.

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I got C-Blocked by Danny Tamberelli from Pete & Pete.

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I think today was the Crossing of the Rubicon into a full blown Fascist regime.

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Here in Central LA, helicopters have been passing overheard for the last 15 minutes.

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Hard not to be pessimistic right now. Even if there was a million man march on Washington they would just say “buncha commies, all paid by Soros”.

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You get so much tougher and wiser as you get older. I’m able to handle situations now that I never could when I was younger But also if there isn’t a large vessel of cucumber/lemon water at the perfect temp in my fridge at any moment I will freak the fuck out

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This isn’t going to work

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

As a east coast guy now on the west coast, I am truly puzzled everytime someone working at a store is nice to me

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Help

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Spent 3 hours in the Hollywood DMV, celebrating getting my CA license with In-and-Out

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On one hand, LA is so damn cool, on the other…. 24 bucks for a cheeseburger at an Irish bar. What is going on

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My beautiful New York Knicks

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

Are you alright Pat? ::me pulling an ice cube tray full of beans out of the freezer:: Yes, why?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Could you imagine being comfortable?

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What if Pizzaballa just chose “Pizzaballa” as his Pope name

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Let’s F’ing go New York Knicks

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about 8 years ago I got this plant, an indoor little tree. I fed this thing and took care of it and saw it grow into this huge beautiful thing. I’m moving across the country and I realized it won’t survive the move and had to give it away. Cannot believe how devastated I am to see it go.

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Let’s go Knicks, my favorite basketball team who has never once let me down.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

All I want is to stop seeing rental property bros on instagram Give me all the Turkish barbers that’s fine

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

It was pretty obvious that the Devils were dogshit by like February. Don’t blame injuries, they couldn’t score when they were 100% healthy

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Strongly debating walking into the Cheesecake Factory in Center City Philadelphia today after work. Sitting down by myself at the bar, having a single martini and then leaving.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Ok New Jersey Devils, let’s just not get swept

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

With all of the uncertainty in the world right now, I have decided to embark on a journey to make a fortune on NFTs. Non fungible tokens. Anyone with experience with NFTs please reach out and discuss how I can get rich fast. This feels like the right time to strike

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I took my cats to the vet on Saturday and the first words out of the vet techs mouth was “This is a dense cat” Proud papa over here

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I was able to grow to love Brooklyn 99 despite the fact that the main character is the worst character on the show.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Yellowjackets Season 3 isn’t good. Is Shauna the villain? Who am I even supposed to root for?

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday I traded in my 2010 Volkswagen Jetta. Her name was “Pearl” I never had a single problem with Pearl over the 13 years we were together. She leaked sure, but so do I sometimes. Never held that against her. Goodbye Pearl, I hope you have a few good years left with someone nice.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I slept for 12 straight hours. I feel reborn.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I’m going be honest with you. Olive Garden. 5 Forks, perfect score. Platinum plate club.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not just saying this, when I was a kid I idolized Val Kilmer, I thought he was the epitome of cool. I even watched The Saint multiple times and tried to convince my Dad it was good. (It wasn’t) RIP Val

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I am simultaneously thinking “Hells yeah, Booker. This is amazing” While also thinking “Republicans aren’t even sitting there listening, they don’t care what anyone says, their votes are already bought and paid for, what’s the point of this?”

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

As a man, I need 2 things: A private bathroom And a place to absolutely crush sandwiches where no one can hear or see me

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

metamucil vape pen

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When I was a kid I thought the Blue Angels Squadron were an actual fight unit who did the air shows on the side. I really thought they went in and fought like the Harlem Globetrotters against the Russians

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