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Having a comically awful day

Something I’ve been coming to terms with in my 7th year of being an out transsexual is how much I’ve subconsciously allowed my transsexuality to become an excuse to not put my best foot forward in life. Working to change that now but can’t help but mourn the time I lost

I am once again back on Lex

had a dream I was going to the Oscars wearing Schiaparelli and then I woke up on the couch drooling on myself in a GAP tank top

They’re doing semi-annual Leftist Exercise Discourse on the other app

i need to get an orchie so I can go on T. Does that make sense?

they’re calling it the most Rick and Morty presidency ever

i have received the coded message Your Holiness, standing by to renew my vow as a Soldier of Christ

I may be wasian but I’m 100% white when I listen to Car Talk

Currently sitting on 3 dozen eggs and 5 bags of deadstock Huel. These assets alone give me a higher net worth than 50% of americans

Shaving my head but making clear it’s in a Britney way and not a detransition way

60% of the reason I want implants is so I can wear tshirts for my friends’ businesses and give them free advertising from people staring at my chest

The word “widgets” pisses me off. You know some bullshit’s going on when you see the word widgets

Cardio hurts 3x more after you spend all weekend eating large quantities of beef and drinking large quantities of bourbon