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If you're offered these, do NOT turn them down

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JIGL

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Somewhere along the way years ago my brain got "Naomi Wolf" and "Naomi Klein"s names reversed and well, if you know who they both are you can see the problem

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I just can’t with this guy

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My superpowers are astrological in origin: since I deliver flowers, I brush fingertips with a dozen people a day who share the same birthday. I get a tiny jolt of birthday energy from each person's touch. By the end of the day, I'm unstoppable. But it all goes away at midnight.

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They should invent a way to deliver sauced pasta that doesn't result in the pasta sucking up all the sauce on the way to your house, leaving a warm-ish, congealed mass without a discernible drop of sauce, encased in cold styrofoam

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The Anal Witch Project

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Reverse cowgirl so I don't have to move a herd of cows across the plains (or wear chaps)

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Retweeting myself--or reskeeting, or reposting or whatever--because I'm furious about this. We are sending people to a prison in El Salvador. WE. As in this is being done by the government we chose. And yet most of us are ho-hum about this.

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Hi my fellow Americans: This is bullshit and we should all be horrified this is our government's official position. It makes us look both amoral AND weak, if not actively evil.

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Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only) Bond. Rick James Bond.

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Leonard hasn't heard of DJT

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Describe yourself with a Building.

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pack it up pack it in menachem begin

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Take me down to the pair of mice city, Where they have two mice; it's a two mouse city

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Tommy James and the Chanterelles

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Corn

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Motörhead Cheese

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Steely Dandan Noodles

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One in a million

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everybody shut the fuck up and look at this parrot tulip.

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A movie from the year you turned 18. It was filmed in the city where I live now, but I didn't move here until a couple years after it was filmed

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I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid

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Woman during a zombie outbreak: I have a bite mark on my arm and a high fever. Doctor: Have you tried losing weight

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