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Two pieces of bread with the planet earth in the middle
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Hi.

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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

submitted 2 days ago • 53 comments

Not to brag but as of today I am under 200lb for the first time in over a decade.

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

What then remained?

submitted 17 days ago • 3 comments

These used to be skinny jeans. Down 44lb. 20 to go.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

These used to be skinny jeans. Down 44lb. 20 to go.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

much like global warming ppl don’t believe muppets are close to extinction: a thread

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Muppets Christmas Carol is the best telling of the Dickens classic. Also Michael Caine is one of The Muppets.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

bury thyself in a life which, to your now equally abhorred and abhorring, landed world, is more oblivious than death

submitted 23 days ago • 3 comments

Delete a letter, ruin a movie: Tar Wars

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry for not sharing my sandwiches for a while. Not really living up to my namesake lately.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

This is where I post from

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Aphelion

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Aphelion

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submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I keep opening my big mouth and fucking everything up I hate this

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

as if darkness were indeed the proper element of our essences, though light be more congenial to our clayey part

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submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

submitted 46 days ago • 57 comments