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It's embarrassing that more people don't know that Oprah was replaced by a simulacrum in 2001 after a helicopter crash.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Okay girl, we get it.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

I'll go to hell for saying this, but he was lowkey fine af before the hair plugs

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry if this is ignorant but wtf is “Staten Island”?? 😭😭😭

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

if Transgender for everybody was allowed, my name would be Megan Miller, and I would have the biggest bazongas you've ever seen in your life

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

nodding my head in agreement until I realize they just mean in anime

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

and don't you ever scam

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

this but also including the second city's improv courses

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

does anyone remember a TV show that used to look like this or am I making things up?

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

me when I'm trying to get them to rock the boat

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone checked on Anjourie Rice this year? I feel like she was on a 5150 for all of 2024

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Lady Gaga really wrote the ultimate fujoshi anthem (G.U.Y.) and we all just moved on like it was nothing

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

Nice Try

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

H0nestIy embarrassing that n0 0ne kn0ws they were the same pers0n

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

just looked this up. with a heavy heart i am making the decision to banish nick jonas from the type one diabetes guild. he is no longer a blood sugar brother

submitted 158 days ago • 20 comments

alia shawkat going anywhere: part iraqi in the house tonight

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

please do not joke about chain chomps. they chomp people. that isn’t funny. that isn’t good.

submitted 173 days ago • 29 comments

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since we're starting a new platform here, can we please just agree to TW jumpscares like this? Really ruined my afternoon with this one.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

if I had a hot husband like the lady in Smile, I would become un-hauntable just saying

submitted 187 days ago • 1 comment

Melissa and the alien.

submitted 373 days ago • 8 comments