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T1D; Christian; spicy-brained/educator/librarian/writer. Water is home. So is South Carolina.
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Thankful for @montereybayaquarium.org Live Jelly Cam as a lovely distraction from living so close to a nascar race track.

I'm incredibly grateful that my mother is a voracious reader, even into her 70s, and believed in the power of stories, libraries, and education, to make a difference in her children's lives. She just texted me: "I've done nothing but read all day, and I've got 7 pages left in this book!" πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜

Bookish take: If LOTR was told only through Samwise Gamgee's POV, it would be a cozy fantasy. And I would love every second. #cozyfantasy #tolkien #lotr #fantasybooks #bookishtake

Being neurodivergent, sometimes I pick up odd vibes or feelings without knowing exactly where they're coming from, and will automatically think they are directed at me. Apparently this is "normal" for spicy brains, but oof, is it exhausting. #autismawareness #adhdprobs

Bringing Lawrence Odonnell back this morning after seeing the stock market collapsingπŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ€£ β€œAnd So, America is at this hour completing the 52nd day, of having a president of the United States whose brain does not work” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£ This is hysterical πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ€£ #canada #usa #europe #tariffs #tradewar #dowjones

Today was not a good day as a teacher. Yesterday was not a good day. I really need tomorrow to be better. #middleschoolteacher

just checked no honse in our collection (yet)

The @nhm.org website has a nice little writeup about our new study on photophore structure of Vinciguerria mabahiss and bioluminescence in general. Bioluminescence is one of those things that is so wild to wrap my brain around! It was fun to investigate how these fish do it. nhm.org/stories/expl...

Grumpy swamp witch is trying to live her best hobbit life when the kingdom's grandest warrior (and simp) stumbles upon her, literally. One bed. One plump dragon the size of a cat. Hijinks, shenanigans, romance ensues. And she hasn't had her coffee yet. #chaospit #romantasy #cozyfantasy

🌎 From the extraordinary research happening behind the scenes and in the field to the incredible community science happening in our backyards at #NHMLA and @tarpits.org, we party 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 day like it's #EarthDay: nhm.org/earthmonth

I may have an unhealthy obsession with pesto aioli.

You know what, I'm okay with every nature documentary, regardless of organization, being all "THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING AND ICONIC EXPERIENCE YOU'RE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON" with their orchestral scores and narrators.

Body woke me up at 6am, but managed to fall back asleep until 9:20! Woot for sleeping in! #teachertired #happysaturday

Yassssssss 🀩🀩🀩

Using my smart board during my planning period to view the Ocean Voyager live feed from Georgia Aquarium is delightful πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

This what happens when the rest of my team go on away & leave me in charge @porticolibrary.bsky.social. Photos 1 show the issues for access with stairs Photo 2 an archivist / cataloguer who is blue as they never go in the sun but live in the basement with the skeletons. Overview & then me

Testing day for math. No break but 20 minutes right now for lunch. Thankful for coffee, diet coke, peanut butter, air fresheners, laughter, and Grace. Would really appreciate prayers that my 7th graders remember their showers tomorrow. 😷 #middleschoolteacher

#real-life #teacherlife

One of the biggest compliments a middle school student can give you is them asking if you'll be teaching their next grade level. πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­πŸ˜­ #teacherlife #middleschoolELA

Me: Woot! I get to sleep in this Saturday! My body: Meheheheh. Nope. Teacher routine has taken full effect. Up before the sun for you. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ #teacherlife

The sun's out, the birds are singing, and it's day 3 of our podcast trailer existing in the world. Listen now below, or search Absolute Units wherever you get your podcast. Gosh you have no idea how long we've been waiting to say that. linktr.ee/the.merl

Severance - comes out once a week - mysterious and important - you need another streaming service The Museum of English Rural Life - comes out six days a week - important and mysterious - the only streaming is visitors through our galleries, amenities and spaces

Haven't been on here in 3 months, so story time: Just had a fellow teacher tell me: "You're so brave for shaving your head! Just, SO brave!" Me:

Dear businesses: Please alert your customers before cleaning with chemicals. Sincerely, a customer with asthma and allergies

Ah, yes, the neighborhood roosters did not get the daylight savings time memo.

We've carefully tabulated the votes and arrived at a firm conclusion. Aberdeen, your Carve your PhD Winner for 2024 is: 'Reconstruction of the spatial ecology of pleistocene Ursidae' by Kiki Bordean!! Huge thanks to everyone who participated, we loved seeing your work!

October is my favorite month for so many reasons, and I'm genuinely sad that tomorrow is the last day. November holds a lot of medical trauma and medical anniversaries for me, but I'm going to fight those with writing, good friends, and lots of prayers. Whatever it takes.

Thankfully, I have today and tomorrow off. Unfortunately, I'm having a fibromyalgia flare. I have consumed so much water and coffee that I'm sloshing when I walk.

stop! you can only keep scrolling once you say hello to the chicken

Almost 3900 words, and a rough draft of chapter one is complete. Writing a prose novel is *wildly* different than writing a poetry collection. Wildly. #amwriting #fantasy #wip #fiction

in the spirit of Mariah Carey’s long-lost grunge album, we proudly present: title cards from informational films by the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food (MAFF), as unreleased album covers (this one feels like Broken Social Scene to us) 🧡

This week is Open Access Week! Open access benefits everyone by promoting the sharing of knowledge. Some of our open-access journals are the Journal of Extension and the International Yeats Studies, among others!

In the midst of a rough day in education, I squirrelled away almost 2500 words on a brand new novel. I'm completely pantsing here, but holy fluff nugget, I'm excited about these characters and this story. #amwriting #wip #fantasy #romance

Awake and out of bed before the roosters again. Piping hot coffee in hand, quiet house but for the ticking clocks. Let's do this, Tuesday.

Thank you for sharing so many great museum, gallery & library recs. We've followed a bunch of places and feel so much more at home. We've brought together the places people shared with us into a starter pack -- featuring arts, culture & special guests. Enjoy! go.bsky.app/HPQsZAu @bsky.app

Monday, and I'm awake before the roosters living around me. Two neighbors, across from each other, have a vocal fowl. And yes, they participate in a call and response each morning.

Acquired groceries? πŸ‘πŸ» Acquired gorgeous, but stupidly expensive new bible with properly large text after eye surgery? πŸ‘πŸ» Body mutinying after 2 errands? Yes. Yes, it is. A nap quickly approaches.

Shaun the sheep after a breakup when he decides to get his life together and dedicates himself to the temple of gains.

look at this absolute unit