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my epic and normal country

he’s punting the tiktok issue to trump because this is literally what is required by law, he doesn’t have any choice, and if you don’t understand why tiktok’s partners and vendors won’t trust trump to honor a promise not to enforce plain-letter law, maybe you should do more of the thinking

“Is there something grown here in America that delivers — I don’t know, American fish… We can get omega-3s and 6s through American-harvested food.” the coastal elitist avocado vs. the humble american fish.

i'm afraid pete hegseth has not had the requisite homosexual incidences to lead our military

this is so autistic and offensive it loops back around to being the funniest fucking take imaginable. fuck the deaf bro that shit is cringe.

this jacket isn't waterproof but it is yellow so it should have the same properties as a rain jacket theoretically

Uni ate a whole chicken for dinner… Chicken boy!

my job in the christofashy regime will be picking which jobs are the sissy jobs.

Let people enjoy things. #art #artpost #newgrounds #dgg #drawing #artmoots

i saw someone asking why LA's building code doesn't require sprinkler systems in buildings. it's a sobering reality that building codes are written in blood. it's true of hurricanes in south florida (see: hurricane andrew) and earthquakes in japan (see: great hanshin earthquake).

the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

FUUUUCCKCKKKKMYYYYLIIIFFFFEEEEE ok i'm overreacting but FFFUUUUUCCKKKKK

meta's revised guidelines prohibit insults about someone's intellect or mental illness but "do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation." huh??? what????? #dgg www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-...

THROAT SORE. CAN'T DRINK SPARKLING WATER. KILLING MYSELF.

#dgg

sick. ran out of soup. should i kill myself?

why

day 4 of porn ban. i can feel my third eye opening.

2022, in the aftermath of hurricane ian (50+ drowning deaths). same as it ever was.

failed to take pictures last night accidentally on purpose idk use your imagination

Hi Uni! :3

rushed out the door w/o checking my purse and accidentally brought my 3ds to the club yesterday

a small, disturbed part of me wants to abuse stimulants and do everything in my power to prove adrian dittman isn't elon musk (he is, i think), but idk how much elon research i can stomach. my new years resolution is to start collecting more autistically persistent internet friends.