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a goofy leftist who loves horror, art, nintendo, and kissing men - (they/them) letterboxd.com/plutofag
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If you watch ASMR videos you are a FREAKKKKKK

everyone is becoming a communist and it’s giving me HOPE!

Elon Musk is possibly the ugliest person alive. His eyes look like they’re gonna fall out of his head. His lips are a disgusting ungodly color. He has the hair of a haunted doll from the 1700s. His skin looks like melted plastic.

Raye and BANKS are bringing back vocalists!

goodnight

what is it about the mall that makes me start dissociating the moment I walk through the doors

my message is in this episode 🤭

mother

If y’all want to follow me on Instagram, you can find me @ ryan.pluto 😸

The Russian Turkish baths instagram reels are my cocomelon

get away from me

Santa Sangre (1989) #filmsky #horror

If the Democrats prop up yet another right wing candidate in 2028 I am gonna have to kms

Pokemon TCG Pocket was designed as cyberterrorism aimed directly at me.

how are you gay but don’t know Saint Sebastian??

Art by • Alexey Gorboot

Another sticker design for this month!

trying to force myself to like Abracadabra

guys….I’m starting to think saying Kamala is Brat didn’t stop fascism…

pokemon card scalpers deserve to be ****

Coworkers are on my absolute last fucking nerve

Synthetic wig, cheap clothes, and bitter. Keep this bitch off my feed.

I think Taylor Swift is a profoundly evil person.

WAS NOT EXPECTING A FULL MOTHER MONSTER RESURRECTION ON THIS SUNDAY NIGHT

blanket triptych made for throw & co

Graveyard attendant

Being able to directly link Trump’s recent actions to now TWO plane crashes. This shit is goofytown bonkers.

my best new pulls (so far)

I GOT THE CARD I WANTED THE MOST YESSSS

Hello Kitty Island Adventure is calling my name….but it’s $40…….

this baby pic of me

PLEASE keep Selena out of movies I am so serious!

my most anticipated horror movies of 2025

Ice cream abduction series from back in my school days (2018)

Best Comedy Performer 🎭 Outfit: @tenyards.bsky.social Hair: John Novotny

Ew

🚨 Lady Gaga officially announces new album, ‘MAYHEM.’ Out March 7th.