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Someone asked me today about my plans for the Fall and it took me a moment to realize she meant my plans for the Autumn and not the collapse of civilization.

I couldn’t talk about this earlier because I could not find my words. Adriana Smith died but Georgia kept her body alive for months as a human incubator. Her baby boy was removed from her corpse after her body started to decay. This is forced birth reality. Women should refuse to get pregnant.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they'll be available later this summer

kristi noem as porta potties: thread

ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.

It is firmly in the “somebody’s making an active decision to downplay this” territory.

I would love to see a 50-state campaign to pass free school lunch and anti-gun measures in tribute.

Schrödinger's parade - the crowd was both sparse and dense.

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

why does chatGPT keep talking about ted cruz when i ask about the JFK assassination

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

cat turd is pushing for impeachment which means the president might have to fire big balls, meanwhile unclear how it’ll affect space if the dragon is decommissioned and other sentences the aliens are going to be unable to translate someday

2 high agency males going at it

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

Walked into a bar in D.C. tonight and a stranger looked me dead in the face and said, “Who is the administrator of DOGE?” The movement lives. www.lawfaremedia.org/article/the-...

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

How’s your Sunday morning going Christine? Me:

I was watering in the garden with a jet of water from the hose. A hummingbird hovered near watching ... getting closer and closer to the jet of water. Then it looked like it was trying to perch on the jet of water and fell into it and got a soaking. It flew off. I don't think it will trust me again.

I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal

Red wine or white when eating tariffs?

I’ve said many times that I am a better person for having read Discworld, and it’s true if you’re going to base your morality off a book you could hardly do better than Pratchett

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

I've just found a clip of a wild bald eagle being weighed and can't stop laughing XD

After Bezos' cowardly reversal on clear tariff pricing, all books sold by Amazon will arrive without spines.