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So many of us have MAGA relatives and close friends with whom we now experience this weird, new, one-sided estrangement. Enjoy this masterpiece if youā€™re also navigating these unfamiliar waters.

Portland!

Hey, PDX-area people, yā€™all are really good at putting the screws to Target. Went in today to use up the last $35 on an old gift card and hardly any lines at checkout. On a Saturday afternoon, such conditions are remarkably and exceedingly rare. Loving this for them! #BoycottTarget #FAFO

I feel like this is a good use for chatGPT. Donā€™t waste your time actually writing these stupid weekly reports.

At the start of an 8-week sabbatical, this should be a good start to fuel our way through political town halls, economic blackouts, streaming blackouts, and other acts of resistance. #BannedBooks #FuckFascism #Literature

PSA for fellow Northern Oregon residents.

For the first weeks, Americans seemed frozen, expecting institutions to do something. Americans were used to ā€œchecks and balancesā€ and ā€œguardrailsā€ working. That didnā€™t happen. People realized that they had to take matters into their own hands. šŸ‘‡

@governorferguson.bsky.social @tinakotek.bsky.social @gavinnewsom.bsky.social In light of recent events, I would be willing to host a trilateral summit of the west coast states to discuss firewall strategies at my home. Whatever I can do to help. #strongertogether #bluewall #cascadia #survival

While the pathetic orange potato rolls around the Daytona 500, this is just a reminder that heā€™s using these venues packed with people who came for the headliner to sell you on the idea that he is popular. Bro couldnā€™t fill and airplane hanger in October. Donā€™t be fooled by the optics.

Over the past four years, we watched the evangelical industrial complex kick in to high gear pumping out articles, sermons and books warning parents about the dangers of deconstruction while being completely silent or worse, complicit in letting this madman come back into power. This is why we left.

Hey Dem legislators, anyone want to stand up a shadow government to run interference on the dictatorā€™s malfeasance? He practically wrote the playbook during Bidenā€™s term, negotiating with foreign heads of state, press briefings, etc. #dnc #democrats #resistance #obstruction

Just got blocked by a fellow lefty account who took a hard line against any criticism of our Democratic leaders, and I respectfully dared to ask if he could elaborate on his reasoning. Maybe itā€™s a rite of passage. Maybe the left has a fringe cult element too.šŸ¤”

This was special for me because it was my first town hall experience. The call to pledge allegiance to the flag at the start was freaking weird though. The indoctrinationā€¦just weird. Thank you @wyden.senate.gov and Oregon legislators for holding these forums on your recess.

We are not alone. We may in fact be the majority.

@wyden.senate.gov @jeff-merkley.bsky.social @repbonamici.bsky.social I am asking you to boycott the State of the Coup address on March 4. There is nothing worth attending, and no need to dignify the traitor with your audience. Kindly encourage your Democratic colleagues to do the same. Thank you.

Essential needs to have around the house, for no particular reason.

Raise your hand šŸ–ļø if Dick Traitor Donald Trump is NOT your president! I want EVERYONE to follow you! šŸ’™šŸŒŠ Leave a comment and repost and you will get MORE followers! šŸš€ #NotMyPresident šŸš« šŸ’Æ

Something I learned back as an intel analyst is that when political leaders call judges ā€œactivistsā€ thatā€™s code for ā€œwe havenā€™t yet found a way to corrupt and control them and therefore we must invoke the ire of negative public sentiment upon them.ā€

Hereā€™s a suggestion: if youā€™re a congressional Democrat, you no longer have ā€œfriends on the other side of the aisle.ā€ They are fascist traitors. Get that language out your gd mouth. #DNC #Democrats #Congress