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poage.bsky.social
Father of Twin girls, Programmer, serial entrepreneur, traveler, frequent Sunday Driver. Also Sr Software Engineer at @beehiiv
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Yes the stocks ain’t looking too hot today

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lol apparently DEI caused the LA fires… gotcha

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

This might be the greatest 5 seconds in film history. I introduce to you, "Two dudes eating spaghetti with a homeless baby" sora.com/g/gen_01jh34...

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait til the girls are a bit older and we can do family tabletop RPG nights. Things are about to get liiiittttt (fyi the twins are 1 so it might be a minute before the questing starts 😅) #familyrpgtime

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Finally started messing with #attackontitan and I can see the appeal. Just finished season 1 and hoping nothing causes it to end up like Game of Thrones 🤞🏾💀🧱

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

Can confirm, eating rolled oats with water instead of milk (even skim milk) is way less enjoyable, health benefits be darned. Probably just gonna eat the extra 2ish weight watchers points

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

Observation of the day: @drewbarrymore.bsky.social and her morning show is literally always on whenever I go to get my car serviced, no matter what time of day. Coincidence?

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Urgh trying to get beach body ready for next year, and I got back on that Weight Watchers diet. Maintaining low points is actually not as hard as trying to keep the sodium content low 😅 man we love salt in America

submitted 74 days ago • 1 comment

The thing no one is asking about is, what does @chuckmangione.bsky.social think about all of this? #UHC

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

Probably gonna be shouting into the wind w/ this one, but @github.com it would absolutely be a🔥 feature if when you are reviewing PRs to let you sort the files by the LOC changes. Basically rather than the standard alphabetized tree, lemme quickly review small changes first #Programmer

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Yo real talk, why is it that when babies are overtired and throwing a tantrum they sound just like the ring-wraiths from lord of the rings? #parent-life

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Just got done having some fondue at this spot called The Lavaux in the west village. Solid 8/10 would recommend

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

My wife once described our building’s mgmt company as the boss who see’s morale is low and decides to throw a pizza party instead of giving more pay or vacation time. Their latest move is by far the funniest yet 😂 #fridayfun #holidayseason

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

If there’s one thing I’m learning about being a parent, it seems like most of the job is being stressed and waiting in the doctors office for stuff…sooo fun

submitted 577 days ago • 0 comments

Man finding out you are gonna be a father to twins is a hell of a way to change your perspective on things 👶🏽👶🏽

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

Wanna learn how to become a millionaire in #tech or #business? Easy! Just find a niche topic that applies to at least 2,000 ppl, start a conference and charge $1,200+ per ticket, host it somewhere random and cheap but with nice weather like Long Beach CA. Boom, easy $$$ even split with a partner

submitted 582 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing like waking up and realizing you gotta give blood today but are deathly afraid of needles, amirite??

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Hot take of the day: Code Complete is the Power Broker for software engineering. #provemewrong

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