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Got to write up my weekly update for Elmo. What are three more bullets I should add?

anyone kind of thinking about just not filing taxes at this point and see what happens

chrimbus beer (dexter was still good when i bought that coaster set lmao)

the posts and vibes on here have gotten very weird and bad at a fairly noticeable rate

we are going to be interviewing a candidate for an opening on our team and they’re 24 years old and I have never felt this decrepit in my entire life. I am the crypt keeper. Methuselah sends his best. Throw me in the garbage

with sincerity, never been this sore in my life, brother,,,

i forgot it was possible to feel this sore from working out. roll me up in a rug and throw me in a dumpster

hype for ghost of yotei & lies of p dlc but beyond that there's zero in 2025 i'm looking forward to. gta 6 hopefully but probably barely going to run on base PS5. i want a single-player campaign that isn't movie-simulator where you barely do any game play between cutscenes

somebody throw me in the trash

currently working out for the first time in six months. It’s bad, folks

anyone still walk around and randomly sing "BBL Drizzy" to themselves or nah

it's saturday let's get this bread* * wake up at 5am due to advanced age, drink coffee and doom-scroll the internet

tiktok feed showing my stoned fat ass almost nothing but pizza. I already ate dinner this is messed up man

Orange cream best quality street. Absolute top tier. Then we’re looking at the purple wrapper hazelnut joints

anyone else fuck with quality street? my parents are British so I’ve always been familiar with their chocolate game. holidays means time to cop the purple tin