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I never stand, I never wait; I never walk, I levitate. || Copywriter • Audiophile • Sneakerhead ||
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This

submitted 1 day ago • 886 comments

Never thought I’d be cheering on…*checks notes to be absolutely sure*…yeah, Harvard, but here we are, I guess.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

A movie that takes place where you’re from:

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Ant on playing LeBron in the playoffs: "It means a lot to matchup against him, man. Probably goes down as the greatest player to ever play basketball. Trying to get putting him out of the playoffs under my belt is going to be a tough one, but it’s going to be a fun road."

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

Seriously, how do we lure this asshole to the kitchen of a Los Angeles hotel?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Pyongyang vibes.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Drew Timme and the Lords of the Underworld. #NBA

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

There is ZERO chance these feckless peons don’t get handed these Dear Leader ass-kissings before these meetings to be read/recited as the cameras roll.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Man, do y’all know about insider trading? I just made so much money. You gotta try this.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Quote with a movie poster from the year you turned eighteen. 👀

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Naz “Naz Reid” Reid.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Even after a decade of this bullshit, it’s still sometimes nearly comical how dismissive he is of literally everything. “Little cell phones and things,” spoken like a true rich dipshit who has had no clear idea about how anything has worked since about 1982.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

In my best Jeff Goldblum voice: “Jeff…Jeff Bowser…Bowser?”

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all know what to do

submitted 14 days ago • 406 comments

What…uhhh…what are we doing here?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

It was also peanut butter jelly time pretty often.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Their mention of “big men” never seems like they’re referencing an archetype as shorthand for “tough,” does it? It reads as the weird obsession of men who know they’re impotent, either metaphorically or literally.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Dude looks like he stumbled into Barclays on the way to a whiskey tasting in DUMBO.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Exactly this.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

It’s amusing that Nuggets coach Michael Malone tries to dismiss the DEN-MIN games as “just another game” and not a rivalry. That’s his choice, but also likely helps explain why we’ve beaten them 3x this season.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

How’s this go? Oh, right: “You don’t have the cards.”

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, crazy to miss the main point of my post, which you obviously understood and chose to ignore in favor of trying to take a swing at me. What an asshole.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

“We need people in this party who have fight in them!” “Wait, no, not this way. I mean a fight that I dictate, but I sure don’t want to do it. I just want to comment/critique from the sidelines—and from a different state.” Christ, no wonder we are where we are.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

My ultimate takeaway from last night is that if you’re named Isiah and play—or have ever played—for the Pistons, you’re an irredeemable dick.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Was about to note that I was going to be surprised if this Wolves-Pistons game didn’t see a fight by the final buzzer, then DDV finally had enough of Isiah Stewart’s endless bullshit.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

All of this.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Very weird that the it’s women who keep doing the right thing. And by “very weird,” I mean, “completely unsurprising and totally predictable.”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Quick life announcement: I’ve now officially transitioned to hate-watching ‘Yellowjackets’.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The Wolves-Suns games are great because there’s always a chance McDaniels will poke Devin Booker in the head while calling him—and I quote—a “fucking baby” again.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Baseball’s back!

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

The next Signal group chat will automatically install U2’s latest album on your device.

submitted 26 days ago • 508 comments

Mark Hamill’s cameo in ‘The Mandalorian’ was more closely guarded.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

The American auto industry is somehow incapable of endlessly shooting itself in the foot. They continuously angle for an extra dollar, losing two in the process.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not usually one for conspiracy theories, but…

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I know how much Irish people hate when people in the US, UK, or Canada talk about how they are 12% Irish, or whatever. But everybody having some Irish heritage means one thing: Irish people have a reputation as the most prolific shaggers in history. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you rides. 😘

submitted 35 days ago • 616 comments