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I am a genius, all alone genius.
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The new york pernicuses they serving up 50 cents longboards to customers

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I'm going to do weird little experiments in august to find out

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Babe you're so sexy

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The CIA is funding groups on here to research how to make a muppet

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A hundred years ago, I invented agriculture. I mashed a potato together a seed and the first potatoes were born.

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this is the last thing you see before a government agent pours ketchup and mustard on your rotisserie chicken

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i keep getting the "idk why but it's kinda nice looking when you lift it above your head like that" error message

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you ever put a quarter in your ramen and it doesn't taste as good?

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im being targeted individualed

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My dick is small as a apple

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im that one shorty with a big truck that rolls over obstacles and makes perfect left turns

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just found out im eligibl to be buried in a youtube video

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Im a handsome philandering dumb ass with a dark sense of humor

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im doing a number 5. i'm shooting myself in the head

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im one of the finest skaters you can imagine

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This is what pussy looks like under the dome

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My dick is like a carrot

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im the only man in the world who can fix a turd

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they should make an app on your phone where you can see the weather and tell you when the temperature is getting hotter

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i need a handful of fucking sand.....please

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They're looking your butt (and boobs) over at the genetic analysis lab

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The new iPhone looks exactly like the old one

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"I am an emotional man. My heart is broken." -Adolf Hitler

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There's a skeleton outside my door. And he's smiling

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i think i'm one of the few who actually like being a little fucked up looking

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you have to be pretty dumb to fall for a bait and switch

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Youre going to Hell Peter

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The most beautiful woman in your life just saw a picture of your penis and asked whose cock it was

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*911 whats your emergency?* I just remembered i forgot to tell you I work as a receptionist

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Sridhar - one of the most successful pimps in the known universe

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(drunkenly swings bat over my forehead and shatters it on my skull)

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I think children are being made to watch cartoons

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My balls stink because I ate an apple that was farted on by a monkey.

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I just learned the meaning of "fuck"

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The oldest tradition in America is tradition of killing.

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i was recently very sad and disappointed to learn that my cousin Robert, passed away. after many years of diligent searching, i was eventually able to track him down and finally kill him, using the most lethal method available: a blow torch

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I dont care about the Olympics. I dont care about the medals. All that matters to me is getting to the bottom of this

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I need to kill the guy who made me

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waktunya "marxisme ukraine" oleh jurnalisme ukraine

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Theres a guy in Narnia called Bob the Builder. Built like an automaton he takes up to 11 years to complete his tasks and he never gets frustrated

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Diet Dr Pepper is safe! Not a single trace of DDT in the samples we are given!

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[In Indian] Me: wagyu is so delicious! Director Neogaf: Yes it is.

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I just went to sleep and I wake up and I'm screaming for help

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I got the swag

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i'm going to kill myself soon so why dont we start a new life somewhere else (e.g. Greenland)

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by the end of the year you will have a better understanding of what happened to your balls

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I will use any means necessary to prevent anyone from enjoying a bowl of frosted beety roots this evening

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It is with a heavy heart that i decline the offer of an interview. Instead, i will be uploading my humungous brain on to the web for all to see.

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my arm hurts pretty bad. just got sliced into 3 pieces

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My penis is bigger than average. I take great pride in this.

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