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You know what pisses me off about drake vs Kendrick? That nobody talked about drake's shit posture. Do you see how he stands, walks and sits? It's embarrassing!! He's a goblin

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

So people liked "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" AND NOT JOKER 2? WHAT WORLD AM I LIVING IN??? the nostalgia effect really got you on this one.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie because of the setting. It's a Christmas movie because it has The Christmas Plot: A man who is neglecting his family to focus on work learns What Really Matters through an improbable crisis around the holidays and rededicates himself to his wife and kids

submitted 71 days ago • 347 comments

me at 16: my stomach is an indomitable furnace on a steam engine anything I throw in there will be annihilated into fuel me at 38: I have to actively maintain the bacterial balance on my gut biome or I don't get to poop right

submitted 71 days ago • 362 comments

What if I do not want a new year? Why can't I have a gently used one? A floor model? A scratch and dent, hmm?

submitted 71 days ago • 38 comments

Does anyone learning Chinese want to chat? I'm a newbie but I want to start practicing #learningchinese #chinese

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

yoon can try to close korea off but it’s too late. we already have their fried chicken recipes, and we are going to fuse it with other stuff

submitted 95 days ago • 15 comments

Honey on pork steak? This is the best day of my life I'm gonna let this give me diabetes

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

My first thought in the morning...WTH? And...I must pee!

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

If you’re eating something in a hospital and anything falls to the floor, there’s no 5-second rule… it’s gone, man

submitted 102 days ago • 93 comments

UMINEKO

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Not lego set, beautiful boys made by me and my bf (I made the elf he made the snowman)

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Accidentally fed that dawg in me some chocolate

submitted 106 days ago • 23 comments

where can I live like im in stardew valley but irl but I don’t wanna be the farmer I wanna be the goth basement kid or the wizard perhaps

submitted 106 days ago • 26 comments

BOOOO NOOOO BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK!!! This image is fake. Let’s not let fake science accounts thrive on Bluesky!!!

submitted 106 days ago • 320 comments

She was so effing smalllllll 😠😠😠 be small again

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I WISH I was the type of person who drinks hot chocolate during the winter but that shit makes me vomit HOW DO YOU DO IT

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

"I love my eternal youth, and exploring my self-indulgent sensualism!" Meanwhile, the painting in my house:

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales

submitted 111 days ago • 54 comments

Serious baby. Postcard from my collection, ca. 1900.

submitted 110 days ago • 89 comments