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Mild-mannered reporter for a mid-sized metropolitan newspaper. American with Polish and Mexican parts. Trustee, National Writers Union, nwu.org
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The Minnesota players are coming out of the tunnel with t-shirts that say "Club World Cash Grab." What are the odds that MLS's broadcast team says nothing about it?

Evergreen Tweet from a little team up north. Fabulous Pride Month everyone!

Hey PSG, five goals is nice, but it's not 19.

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Guy I'm sure I didn't know at the game last night: "You aren't repping Jagiellonia tonight?"

In 2013, FC Tucson defeated OC Blues 9 - 1, a score line that included two goals from future NYCFC player Connor Chappell Brandt and one from Elijah Galbraith-Knapp. That was the team’s biggest ever league win until tonight. They are up 11 - 0 against Coachella and it is only halftime.

Minute 23 at the FC Tucson match. Los Tucsonenses are up 6 - 0.

If you think you’ve made poor life decisions, there is a woman who not only married Stephen Miller, she left him for Elon Musk.

FC Tucson beats a...um...feisty? Redlands side...details in tomorrow's Sentinel.

A fella named Javier Hernández is playing for Redlands FC. Broadcast dude next to me noted for his audience that it's not THAT Javier Hernández.

Lech Poznań won the league. Jimmy Conrad is going to be insufferable.

The county is in a fire emergency and there is a 1000 acre fire burning north of town, but that didn't stop some addlebrained baboso from setting off fireworks in the neighborhood last night.

You will all be happy to know that there are now palo verde trees in Palo Verde Park.

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I was never a decent player, but I’ve had enough experience with the people in the Beautiful Game that I can watch the half-time panel and say “hey, I used an adjacent urinal with that guy once.”

If you are playing Open Cup bingo, you can check off the "Field has lacrosse lines" space.

So, it's Jammu and Kashmir, but everyone just says Kashmir, right? I mean, what's wrong with Jammu? Is it the Tobago or Hercegovina of South Asia?

No one ever tells Kid Rock to shut up and sing.

Does this mean Joe Jackson will get into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? "Got the Time" and "Look Sharp" are bangers.

I'm dedicating a song to Tim Pool and the other easily wounded today on my show on Downtown Radio. You can tune in at 3 pm on 99.1 FM and downtownradio.org. @ktdttucson.bsky.social youtu.be/c7RUeMCZL3Q?...

Well, that's great for Shoeless Joe Jackson, but what about Sockless Jerry Simpson?

So, Laura Jane Grace of Against Me! sung a song at a Bernie Sanders rally about how she, as a trans person, feels under constant attack for her identity. Now, she's being attacked by the usual morons for, checks notes, singing that song. Y'all know you are proving her point, right?

There are players in this game that the announcers refer to as "Pocho" and "Cuate." I feel attacked.

There's a Chevy ad with "Copperhead Road" playing on it. I mean, weird flex to use a song about bootlegging to sell your trucks, but there's another issue. Everybody knows the truck in the song is a Dodge. His daddy bought it in an auction at the Mason Lodge.

Calling Alanis.

Steve Kilbey has led The Church for decades but couldn't manage one vote to be Pope

Can people just *not* laugh at other people's last names. Slavic last names often have lots of consonants and few vowels. Get over it. It is bad enough in grade school. Adults should know better. Proud to be married to the son of Polish immigrants.

Parents of transgender teens who received treatment at Tucson's El Rio Community Health say it is crushing to have it taken away.

The one upside to Trump nominating Jeanine Pirro is that it gives SNL an excuse to invite Cecily Strong in for a sketch this weekend.

Article in the Church Militant calling for schism in 3...2...

If it's Blaise Cupich...keeping the name Blaise would be fine with me. Great saint.

Habemus papam!

Chris tried to give me grief last week about my show (3 - 5 pm on 99.1 FM and downtownradio.org) and claimed he'd only listen if I played Kylie Minogue. Well, Chris, I'll be playing Kylie Minogue's duet with Nick Cave today. How about them apples? @ktdttucson.bsky.social youtu.be/lDpnjE1LUvE?...

Dear Certain Instagram People: A 'photograph' is a selfie without you in it.

India attacked Pakistan, but don't worry...American leadership will get this solved before it gets out of hand.

Could y'all stop with the thirst comments? It's so undignified.

I hate to break it to you, Morrissey fans, but every time he cancels a show that you spent good money for, the rest of us chuckle.

Inside me are two wolves And the Tums aren't helping

The LA Galaxy outshot SKC 11 - 0 but still lost 1 - 0, which tells you how gawawful both teams have been to watch this season.

Sometimes, I'm out in public and I'll be like, "Hey, what's with that old fart wearing the Nirvana shirt?" Yeah.

For folks saying,"Ignore the Pope thing! He wants to offend you! Don't you get it!" I have this rule I follow. I say what I think. I don't get into second order head games in which I think I'm outwitting someone else by strategically not saying what I think. Perhaps Im simple. But that's how I roll.

I have long been someone interested in anything that grows the game in this country, and I know that includes bringing in certain personalities that will attract attention. Still, every time I see a grown ass man wearing an Inter Miami Messi jersey, my first thought is “poser.”

It's like Asgard doesn't realize how ridiculous it is. The whole place is Loki cringe.