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writer. reader. runner. witch. dice goblin. horror junkie. mystery enthusiast. beast master ranger. Critter. she/her #SaveMagnumPI deannemarcusrupert.com
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The administration is threatening to strip the citizenship of a man voters chose to serve as the Democratic Party’s nominee for Mayor of New York City because they don’t like his political views. Just straight up fascist shit, no chaser.

When you buy a shirt simply because it looks like something Juliet Higgins would wear.πŸ‘πŸ«πŸŒΌ #MagnumPI

Today's writing aids. #writing #amwriting #indieauthor

Fish tacos hate to see me coming.😍

I will never ever EVER understand people who use speakerphone in public.

Doing a pretty good job this morning pretending she wasn't an absolute unhinged goblin last night who punched me in the eye and stepped on her other mommy's boob. #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

It only took Disney most of my life to figure out that some 90s kids want merch from movies that aren't The Lion King.

Kids can't fucking read in this country, but yeah, let's ban Calvin and Hobbes.

Apparently I needed to hear this song today, so maybe some of you need it as well.πŸ–€

To whatever clown decided to put removable cups into some sports bras- I just want to chat for a minute.

In the end, the wind takes everything, doesn't it? And why not? Why other? If the sweetness of our lives did not depart, there would be no sweetness at all.

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

"I actually kind of think Rick is cuter than Magnum." *my wife, who chose violence tonight. #MagnumPI Cue me launching into a tirade defending Jay Hernandez's honor.πŸ˜‚

Butter and Pecan being very cute bunnies this morning.

My wife is DEVASTATED. We're big Chef Anne fans in this house. We even say to one another, "Chef Anne wouldn't be happy with those knife cuts." Or "Chef Anne would say you need more salt." (Okay, it's mainly my wife saying that to me.) This one hurts.😭

800m repeats this morning. #running #runsky

Neighbors asked us to feed their bunnies while they're out of town this week. Which means you all get bonus bunny content. Their names are Butter and Pecan.πŸ₯ΉπŸ’œ

I feel ill.πŸ« πŸ™ƒ

Before and after our walk this morning. If it wasn't for the heat, this girl would walk forever. #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

Perhaps one day I won't have to work during a protest, but I did get to meet a very sweet therapy dog named Sophie today. #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

[Exit King.]

Philly only has one King and it’s this Queen

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

Another day, another horrifying headline. Are we great again yet?

far be it for me to claim to have improved on fine art but i did my best

"Home is where the hurt is. Where the horror lives." It shouldn't be possible for something to be this scary, hurt so bad, and still feel good. @chuckwendig.bsky.social fucking nailed this one. #booksky

Everything's a mess, but today a 13 year old girl checked out one of my books from the Pride display I made for the library. She got so excited when I told her I'd written it and said it sounded really interesting and the cover drew her to it. So maybe not everything's hopeless.πŸ–€

I hear that if you hit Monday before it can hit you, it makes for a better start to the week. 76° 91% humidity at 7am.🫠 #running #runsky

*gazes into the distance* I simultaneously believe that humans have been like this for millennia and that we stand at a uniquely stupid moment in history

When your wife's work wife scores Savannah Bananas tickets and invites you along.πŸ’›πŸ’™

Someone had to be sedated at the vet so her ear infections could be taken care of. She is still so drunk and sleepy. Friends, I wish you all could have seen them bring her out to us, and all 4 of her legs just slide out from beneath her in different directions.πŸ˜‚πŸ₯Ή #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

Me, who is already exhausted from this week, checking in on the internet this afternoon:

Absolutely offended that we made her dry off before getting on the couch. #dogsofbluesky #dogsky

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