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When your only concern on Sunday is how many snacks you can convince your moms to give you. #dogsofbluesky

I would listen to so many more audiobooks if Perdita Weeks narrated them all. Obsessed with Kat Dunn's story and Perdie's narration style.

Queen PheeπŸ‘‘

"If you just open this door, I can go get that squirrel that's in my yard." #dogsofbluesky

One sleepy girl who was not happy I made her get off the couch and go to bed. #dogsofbluesky

No one tells you that if you sleep wrong once in your mid-30s, your neck never goes back to normal. On that note, please give me any and all pillow suggestions for a side/stomach sleeper.

Every ten minutes here is like: - Trump doubles student debt - Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs - Three planes just crashed - Trump signs EO making women illegal - Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA - Meteor not arriving fast enough

Feels like December was eight months ago.

Listen, I understand accidents happen. But if you put your water damaged/moldy library book in the book drop where it can then spread the mold to other library books instead of bringing it inside and explaining what happened, you are a dumbass and a coward.

@nhloutofcontext.bsky.social #southcarolinastingrays #echl

Two of us are here because we love hockey. The other two are here because they love their wives, and get excited when guys fight. #southcarolinastingrays

Today's dissociation run brought to you by the state of this country. #running #runsky

@chuckwendig.bsky.social says writers need to be sharing their writing during this nightmare time, so that's what I'm going to do. #authorsofbluesky

It may feel weird or somehow improper to talk about your art or your writing, but we need it. It can’t be wall-to-wall nightmare all the time. Art is both counterweight and context. It’s escape and enlightenment and a mirror of our own exasperation. We need it. We NEED it. Keep showing us.

I would like to get off this carnival ride from hell now, please.

3 Huskies in the semis! No one does it like UConn. #unrivaled

Lisa Leslie is the newest biggest Aaliyah Edwards fan.πŸ˜‚ #unrivaled

If you're feeling extra down about the state of the country and would like to see some ultra rich assholes receive their comeuppance, I recommend picking up Guillotine by @delilahsdawson.bsky.social It's gruesome and so well written and so damn cathartic.🌹

She's bigger and older but still does so many of the things she did as a baby.πŸ˜‚ #dogsofbluesky

Perhaps this off-season will allow Harrison Butker to reevaluate his priorities, and he'll realize he's better off staying home with his family.πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

This Steelers fan's wish for tonight's game: sometime in the 3rd quarter the field opens up and swallows both teams, except for Saquon Barkley. He receives the Lombardi Trophy and the MVP award. We never hear from the Chiefs or Eagles ever again.

Watching our favorite cartoon on this warm, sunny Sunday morning. #scoobydoo

The best girl scout cookies, and you'll never convince me otherwise.

*10 mins left of the #CriticalRole finale* Me, an idiot-"I think this is the least I've cried out of any campaign finale." Matthew fucking Mercer-"There's a knock at your door, Keyleth." Me, who knows exactly who's on the other side of that door-"Oh no." *immediate crying* #CriticalRoleSpoilers

Went to the local trail for my run today and found these two messages. Take from them what you will. #running #runsky

Laura Bailey wins D&D, every single time. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleSpoilers

What a wild ride this campaign has been. Forever thankful this show, and these people came into my life.πŸ’š

After that game, I haven't hated Tennessee this much since I was 14. I have a feeling, though, this is going to be the game that reignites the rivalry I grew up with.

i have a better idea for a new taskforce

Happy 8.5 hour Bells Hells finale day to all who celebrate! #CriticalRole

I have always despised Nancy Mace, but now I am just plain embarrassed to have her as my Representative.

I will never shut up over the fact she should have been the nominee for the 2020 election.

Never forget that it was the park rangers who led the resistance.πŸ’š

Acting as if I didn't have to chase her around the backyard this morning while she was carrying a dead fish in her mouth.πŸ« πŸ™ƒ (There's a pond in our neighborhood, and birds occasionally drop their meals wherever they please.)

Warm enough to actually break a sweat this morning. #running #runsky

I laughed so hard over this title.πŸ˜‚

This is already so much fun, and so needed after these last few days. My favorite people are raising money for LA Fire Relief and conjuring some chaos tonight.❀️ #CriticalRole