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Event Horizon has its flaws, but it would be a great Call of Cthulhu game.

The Devil Below was such a dry and boring execution of a great concept. Also, Adan Canto, the world is less without you. Even tho you did a terrible movie.

Rewatched the movie Life today. The Hiroyuki Sanada one, not the Eddie Murphy one. We saw this in the theater, Spouse & I. It is far far more believable an entire space station of humans was completely outwitted by a single cell alien organism in YOOL 2025, I tell you what. 🤦🏽‍♀️

There are not enough 1) space, cave, or underwater horror movies, in general, but also 2) that I haven’t already seen. 😭

The fact that there are only TWO stories on AO3 for Supernova, a movie that stars James Spader, Angela Basset, Lou Diamond Phillips, Wilson Cruz, Robin Tunney, and Peter Fascinelli, all gorgeous af, AND those two stories are in Russian, AND one is Gen & one is a multi-crossover? CRIMINAL.

It is one of THE most annoying thing that showrunners do, trying to make you worry about the wellbeing of a character which they’ve already advertised will be in a spinoff.

Dear plant, I’m so glad you’ve decided to settle in, and that you feel safe enough to thrive. However. I have a VERY SPECIFIC shelf for you and I can’t have you outgrowing it like this.

Concurrent with my last skeet, my gods above, do I miss living in a place where there are Greek-run diners everywhere you look, and a gyro joint on every other corner. Also? When will the rest of the country get pizza puffs already?! I’ve been out here 20 years now!

TIL the gyro cone making industry is primarily located in the Chicagoland area. This explains why I can count the number of decent gyros I’ve had since leaving on one hand and have fingers leftover. The place today used a “tzatziki” sauce that tasted like Miracle Whip! There were PICKLES on it! 🤢

It would not be shocking to anyone who knows me, to hear the sentence I just uttered: “Contrary to how this looks, I have not actually peed on myself.” The jury is still out whether that’s a good thing or not.

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

Watching The Brothers Sun and the degree to which I see myself in Charles is actively painful.

Did I, through an act of stupidity that does not bear description, dump half a nearly-full bottle of lotion on my hip? Yes, yes I did. Am I now unable to go to bed until I rub it in? Also yes. 🤦🏽‍♀️

I have both a deep love AND a deep rage for Serena JUST NOW getting such support and excitement for dancing the Crip walk.

The degree to which it gets harder to open things when you have a GIANT paper cut on your dominant forefinger is, frankly, deeply unfair. 😠

I love Spouse to the deepest quark of me, but he has never known deprivation and sometimes that is really very frustrating. (Not that I want him to have! But it means he really doesn’t get me sometimes and that’s where the frustration comes in)

I do not remember steroids ever affecting my sense of taste like this, especially for so long. 😓

I just got the most Welcome to Night Vale stickers…. 🫣 I don’t even know what to say about these.

I think it says everything you need to know about my Midwestern upbringing that I am craving both Brie…and braunschweiger.

I need to lie prone for 24h after my procedure today and I’m really regretting my fondness for Stephen King’s Misery. (I kid. Spouse has been a champ)

So I bullet journal, and while I’m not very artistically skilled, I can washi & sticker with the best of them. My February theme for myself is Black women/girls and stickers aren’t easy to find. But I found a pack that’s Black girls/women reading. But some of these are…ill-advised. Frex:

That’s my people. ☺️

Day 2 of the Scratching Post Detente. Have run out of sisal. Am acquiring more, but not until tomorrow. Public sit-in protests have begun.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, no reviews, only gifs. 18/20

I took off all the shredded sisal from the cat scratching post in prep for a refurb, only to discover I didn’t have sufficient glue. Now Bean keeps pawing my leg to get my attention & then going to the denuded post in small Tortie outrage, giving “I want to speak to a manager!” energy.

Choose 20 films that have stayed with you or influenced you. One film per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanation, no reviews, only gifs. 17/20