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The narrative is gonna be that Saros goalie’d the Avs but I don’t think that’s true. Avs are settling for a perimeter offense this year and only win when they can get enough perfect snipes on net. They have made too many goalies look good this year.

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You kinda saw that coming. Avs really haven’t looked that dangerous all game despite the lopsided shot totals.

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Dammit he’s just gonna pick some boring-ass name that’s been used 20 times before if he wins. Pope Pizzaballa would be so awesome.

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Here we go

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Normally I wouldn’t say “wuh-oh” in a 5-1 game but it’s the Sabres, so…

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Dammit. The Rapids almost got this right. The concept is brilliant but they completely screw it up with the wrong colors.

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Save this innocent life, please!!!

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Democrats still cling to this fervent hope that they’ll convince Republicans to quit being Nazis and revert to merely extremist conservative assholes so the two sides can collaborate again to uphold the status quo.

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Worst. Episode. EVER.

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We live in a mafia state. Trump’s most influential mentor was a mob lawyer after all.

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Of all the various things that have befallen the Avs this year, the total implosion of Mitts has been the most disheartening.

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I cannot express my utter disgust with the anti-vaccine movement. They are all monstrous, idiotic humans endangering the lives of innocent children. And it appears adults as well.

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Good. Anytime fuckin’ MAGA hat-wearing losers are shown up it’s a good day in America no matter what.

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The one silver lining of all this might be that all of Canada may end up hating Binnington as much as Avs fans do.

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Could not have put it better myself.

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Ohhhhh I’m starting to like her version a little better now.

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Unless Adin Hill is looking like absolute shit in practice, Cooper is being a complete doofus by using Binnington in this tournament.

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I swear MacKinnon is the only Canadian player not being ridiculously clumsy with the puck.

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Both renditions of those national anthems were absolutely terrible.

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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Same. Well…not Jordan Binnington. Fuck that water bottle-hurling man-child.

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I IMPLORE Democrats to not give this traitorous Confederate-wannabe piece of shit even the most modest of sendoffs. Don’t say a single goddamn kind word. Fuck decorum, and fuck civility or tradition.

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I’m an American and I honestly have no idea who “we” is anymore. I’m just rooting for the three Avs on the Canadian roster to have good games and to not get checked harder than a butterfly hits a flower.

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Wait I missed it what happened?

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My God…

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Fucking hilarious they’re trying to go after the one guy on the opposition who’s doing absolutely NOTHING to oppose them.

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Let's do something amazing together and save this fluffy, gorgeous girl! She is wearing her freedom bandana! 💗 #dogsofbluesky

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We're pledging $10 for Dorito to help this cutie stay safe and to find a forever home! Please join me in sharing & pledging for his safety if you can.

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C'mon, someone out there wants to go get this cutie pie!

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GORGEOUS GRANGER PLEASE ANYBODY?? Please share!!??

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Dear Canada, Don't sweat it. We're booing here, too. Sincerely, Decent Americans

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