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REMEMBER KIDS when flooding a snitch form, DON’T use obvious troll responses that can be filtered out with a query Use PLAUSIBLE FAKE data that will take TIME and EFFORT to run down. This poisons the entire data pool and makes it useless

Gang, at this point I’m too disillusioned to expect all of you to mask always (even though you should), but for the love of GOD, please at least mask at airports and on planes when you travel to events!!!

Don't be gaslit: They are Nazis. This is a Nazi salute. They are not hiding it, or dog whistling, they are announcing it. They have come out as Nazis. Show the people in your life these images all together. Make them understand this is not an accident, or a fluke. It is happening here.

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

Hey Fursquared! I’ve been wandering the space all day and it’s been great to see you! Things coming up: Comedy Better When I’ve Had a Few is tonight at 8:00 PM in S201 (Baird Convention Center) Tomorrow at 3 is is Basic Law followed by Iggy’s Game Show in the MacArthur Room 1/2

One of the best parts of being a traveling hack comedian/performer for events is having friends who are musicians that I get to watch do their thing and be consistently blown away by. Then tell jokes about making the TSA guy vaguely uncomfortable patting me down.

Is Elon a govt employee? If he is, he needs to be held responsible for the intense and number lies he is putting out with constant “if true then…” If he isn’t then he needs to get the hell away from my govt.

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PSA: 1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly 2. If you are silly, you must stay silly 2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness

"The president cannot legally shut down agencies established by congressional statute. Private citizens cannot legally access classified systems without authorization. Civil servants cannot legally be punished for following the law." - Mike Brock for TechDirt www.techdirt.com/2025/02/05/t...

Trans folks seeking passports: Here's something potentially useful, to a small group. If you are in: Michigan Minnesota New York Vermont Washington You have access to an "EDL". This is a drivers license that can be used for LAND AND SEA (not air) entry to Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean. (1/3)

PLEASE SHARE 🧪‼️ Since CDC websites and datasets are being taken down by the Administration… The ENTIRE archive of ALL CDC datasets uploaded BEFORE January 28th, 2025 can be found here: archive.org/details/2025...

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

You know at least the fucking Nazis made an effort hide what they were doing.

Sam has a message for all of you today.

Autism might make folks seem a little strange to nondivergent folks. It doesn't make them abusive assholes. Don't believe this line of ableist, apologist bullshit. Autism doesn't make people abusers.

There are very few times in history where the government making a list of people has ended well for the folks on the list.

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You don't know anyone but natural born American citizens, full stop. And if you're white and border patrol or ICE starts asking questions, you ask to see their warrant. Don't you do nazi shit.

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Happy holidays!

Hey @RandPaul — maybe not a great idea to install a guy as speaker who can’t get security clearances in part because of his ties to a murderous dictator who openly wants America’s economy to crash and the country to fall apart? 🤷🏻 www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Hey. My friend needs a kidney. Can we help him find one? www.iggyland.org/index.php/ig...

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

This is the lovely Jeremy Clarkson. He’s used his show ‘Clarkson’s Farm’ to vilify Badgers as responsible for the spread of bTB and has shot all the Badgers on his farm He’d hate it if people ‘RT'd’ this and signed the petition to end the Badger cull.. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

LET THE VIGIL BEGIN! BRAISE BE!

This might be a coincidence, but this is the exact brand of carrots I had before I got food poisoning back in August. Welp, lol. www.pbs.org/newshour/hea...

if you're lgbt, if you're black or hispanic or muslim, if you're a woman, if you're part of any sort of marginalized group it's the most unfair thing that you have to keep fighting but I beg you please be brave please be safe please try to survive

Also, new folks, please know that when it comes to trolls, jerks, chuds and other undesirables here in the sky, we subscribe to the idea of “Don’t Engage, Just Block.” The block function is superpowered and expunges them entirely from your timeline. They hate it! Block with wild abandon! Don’t wait!

FYI we'll still be double posting on twitter/bluesky. Atm twitter's policy for Grok/AI rubbish can be turned off. Unfortunately, if your stuff is on a social media network--I'd say assume someone is taking the information to train on, including here, even if its not the site owners.

Hey everyone! Due to a lot of different kinds of questions. I rewrote the top part of the kidney donor website : iggyland.org The really short version is--if I do not find a living donor, yeah I'm basically going to die. So if you're on the fence, please check out if you can donate.

Go and follow my partner's account and art and request a commission, maybe? :)

The “NUDES IN BIO” accounts have arrived and I encourage everyone to shun the bots in favor of the artisanal, handcrafted porn Bluesky already offers.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! If you are uncomfortable sharing who you voted for with your partner, that is a major red flag! "They love me but I don't feel safe saying I voted for Harris" There's a lot to unpack, but you need to be up, over, and gone from that situation - and fast!