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On the 🐦 to 🦋 pipeline. Figuring this out, bear with me. Hundreds of pics and vids at the link below 😘 🌶️ https://onlyfans.com/polesomegay
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Oh it’s #fcf again? Nice.

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Why don’t you try your best to sit on it, bud. I’m happy to grab your hips and help if you get stuck.

Ah I’m changing quickly today bro, but you can take a little look for next time.

I very rarely simp over internet strangers, but there are these two fitness influencers/gay small biz owners that I am simply down tremendous for… I have some mutuals + I’m waiting for the right moment to casually encounter them irl and pretend like I haven’t been creeping on them for months 😭🥵

Oh it’s #fcf again? Nice.

Under my desk you go, kiddo. Make yourself comfortable, I have lots of calls today.

I’ve gotten some nice feedback on my Substack posts lately. I appreciate yall reading my silly little thoughts🥺 I’d like to do an AMA type post soon, submit questions here and I’ll answer a few in a mailbag type Substack soon. ngl.link/polesomegay1

Just like crowded restaurants generally have good food, I prefer my bottoms to be ran through. Like I want a hole who has been thoroughly sampled and might have scheduling conflicts because of how many customers are cycling through.

Look man, it’s a substantial dick and I’d rather not be gentle. So let’s put together a 30/60/90 day onboarding plan to get you up to speed and able to contribute to draining my balls.

Go ahead and trace the veins with your tongue. I’ll tell you when to open wide, champ.

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A new post for the dickonomically inclined (or curious) horny nerds. I see you, I am you 💗 bit.ly/410oYUD

My quarterly night out of my home after 8 pm is tonight. Are we thinking jock or briefs, internet friends?

Afternoon light is glistening for #fcf 😌

The beautiful @leogrand.bsky.social let me put my hands on his tits for leverage and dig out his hole on his couch 🥵🥹

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You should blow me in front of my window sometime. Give the neighbors something to talk about 😌

Might taste a little saltier after my run, but I’ll let you be the judge, bud.

What do you mean I should wear a second pair of underwear under my tights?

Awfully heavy today. Go ahead and lighten my load for me, champ 😈

Came back from my morning lift in a “need to demolish some boy hole after work today” mood.

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Wake up. You have a job to do, champ.

People putting their age on bday party invites is so jarring. I just got an invite for a 24th birthday and all I could think was “who the fuck do I know born in 2001?”

I just know there’s a good boy in FLL who is going to slide into my DMs and take a load or two tonight 👀

Feeling like a weapon post-pump on this lovely #fcf 😌

Smells and tastes delicious, I promise.

Gotta unzip when I get too excited in slim fit pants. It’s hard being a hung millennial 😌

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The museum bathroom was both single use and had incredible lighting. It was just begging for me to strip down and take a pic for my internet friends 🤗

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My #1 food cost saving rec is to get really good ingredients to cook at home. It feels insane to buy $30 artisanal harissa, until you realize you can get 100 servings out of the jar and make your food taste good enough to not uber eats like 20 times you otherwise would while you have the jar.

Hotel horned 😌

Self-lubricating for your comfort.

One of those mornings where my dick is heavy enough to have its own gravitational pull 😮‍💨