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How odd indeed!

Remember, folks. If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and sieg heils like a duck — it’s a Nazi. 🦆

We should invite Trump to 5th Avenue and have a car run over him

Would be funny if he gets impeached for the exact same thing again tho

If Kathy Hochul murdered Eric Adams on live tv then I’d actually vote for her

Even Professor Farnsworth wasn’t this corrupt

I think Eric Adams should [REDACTED]

she should say this on the senate floor. Call them little bitches on cspan

Somebody send help. My checks and balances still have not arrived in the mail.

The house should impeach Trump on January 21.

so when's the third impeachment

Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government

Another thing: stop taking Elon at this word. IRS Direct File is still live, as is its older cousin, Free Fillable Form. Elon and Trump lie, all the time. If Elon tells you it's raining, you first instinct shouldn't be to grab an umbrella it should be to look up.

Can they send me a bottle (or 50)

If we’re looking for government waste to cut out, why doesn’t DOGE go after our overly bloated military budget

These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.

this is how you govern. Minnesota can (and should) be a blueprint for the country

I find it very comforting to know that so much else is (probably) out there. In the grand scheme of things, we are tiny. But we are also powerful.

So who’s gonna Jaime Lannister him

Wonder how the “Rich Men North of Richmond” guy is doing right about now

They just want every working class person to be poor and struggling and I don't understand why people are not on the streets

They need to charge us more for power so they can build expensive infrastructure so they can charge us more for power so they can build expensive infrastructure so they can charge us more for power so they can build expensive infrastructure so they can charge us more so they ca- @gothamist.com

The tariffs, are of course, a massive disgrace. Trump is responsible, but so are his voters, and the media that lied and whitewashed his behavior and rhetoric for nearly a decade. The rest of us are just along for the ride.

The Framers foresaw this problem and figured legislators' ambition, self-preservation, and self-respect would drive them to act against a tyrant. The Framers didn't expect a majority of Congress would be cowards and fools who cheered it like pigs celebrating the arrival of the butcher.

Elon Musk turning all state flags into Pepe The Frog just for the meme

Now (and the next four years) feels like a great time for some whistleblowers within the federal government to stand up. And we must be behind them (admittedly I don’t understand how whistleblowing works).

This is not how government is supposed to work — yet they’ll say this is the greatest government in American history.

Krang for DNC Chair

People must realize it's a class war.

if everyone in america killed themselves at the same time then we wouldn't have to deal with this madness!

You put safety first? This happened under your watch! How are we safer with you in charge!? Numbskull (also what's up with his eyebrows)

Someone show Trump a picture of how clean and clear the street looks in front of his big, beautiful buildings in Manhattan. Maybe that will convince him to not kill it!

#ClassConsciousness 101

boy do i

Kathy Hochul — remove this idiot from the mayor’s office NOW. If you do, I’ll even consider voting for you! Still won’t though, but maybe I’ll respect you more.

Please do not confuse me for the Orange Julius. I, Phillip J. Fry, am known as Orange Joe. There’s a difference.

Wonder how many times in US History if you re-did the election 3 months later the result would have changed.