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polkaspots.bsky.social
18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/Portlandian/single🌵 Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
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Can the bathroom please fucking chill with stuff breaking? I've spent like $150 at Lowe's in the last 3 days and I really need to not have more of that before FWA!!!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

This started auto-playing on YouTube earlier and uh... Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? youtu.be/JDIZoJSfJeM?...

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

Just cannot help himself. I know he'll say it was a "joke," but he doesn't joke about anything related to his ego. www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I really hate the Clorox Scentiva ASMR commercials.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

If you're going to use toggle bolts for DIY projects, please at least use the standard fucking screw holes on mounting brackets so that the person who comes in behind you to fix your questionable DIY project doesn't have to do twice the work.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Sketchy suggestion from @pawzut.bsky.social Ever since I got that skater stank I’ve found myself with a surplus of boyfriends to dominate me

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

CW: blood Doing my at home prep test. I usually have trouble doing the finger prick one for the blood spot cards, but oh my God there's blood everywhere right now.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Gay relationship progression

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

The type of person who pays to see a forestry lecture and starts chanting "stamps, stamps, stamps!" halfway through because they just want a stamp to get their free burger or whatever is exactly the type of person that I expect to be this into the McMenamins Passport. www.reddit.com/r/Portland/s...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I love collecting amiibos, but I don't think I can justify $120 for the Street Fighter ones on top of everything else launching with the new Switch.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Aaaaaaaaaah! I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Look, it's very important for you to know right now that if you feel like the Switch 2 isn't for you, it's okay not to pre-order it. You don't have to join the queue. You can just let it pass it by when it reaches your number.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I lost my train of thought and this came out instead. I am hungry though. Should probably eat something.

submitted 6 days ago • 14 comments

Can't wait for this absolute dipshit to announce he's "running for Pope" or something equally ridiculous at the funeral. au.news.yahoo.com/trump-popes-...

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

The eternal struggle - take care of this guy or be showered in time for my first meeting. #irlnsfw

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Totally spent Reward for @yourtoytiger.bsky.social

submitted 8 days ago • 6 comments

I really need to get back in shape. I ran myself into the ground at TFF last weekend and I have a different event this weekend, and my body is not keeping up. The people who did both TFF and LVFC are nuts. 😂

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I lost my super cute stickers. 😭

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments