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polkaspots.bsky.social
18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/Portlandian/single🌵 Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
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But like... What if they didn't? comicbook.com/gaming/news/...

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

NGL, kind of love the knot t-shirt with the blacklight.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ruff, ruff, awoo! :3~

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

In Seattle for Fetch and... uh... I really miss living in an actual city.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I just drove to the car wash and the guy in the pickup in front of me was definitely smoking weed and pulling it out the window all the way to the car wash.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I was told I don't get hole if I shoot before this weekend, so... uh... you def should not tease me or make this any fucking harder than it already is. Just saying! #irlnudes

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Can't wait for "For Azeroth" to be super validating/super horrifying when it turns out Azeroth is the 5th element/the final (lol) big bad.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Who's ready for a round of "Is it 7 Up Tropical or Piss?"

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

One bad thing about cutting back on booze and eating less is that booze hits a hell of a lot harder. Like, I hate one G&T and I am gone, but also all I had to eat today was a mini-chicken pot pie for lunch.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

It's like his plan is to pit you against each other to see who's willing to cave to his demands the hardest or something. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The only promise of AI that I like is that it removes my need to engage in routine/low stakes tasks that don't require critical thinking. This article calls that a danger because it may hurt critical thinking skills? What? www.itpro.com/technology/a...

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

😎 Connections Puzzle #618 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Hello, Clawhauser." I don't know why Clawhauser as Newman is hilarious.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The internal conflict between wanting to talk to a doctor about ADHD quickly before dipshits make that more complicated or waiting to make sure talking to a doctor about ADHD won't land me in an organic food concentration camp. How's your Tuesday going?!?!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

We're like a month in, and we've somehow already made it to the "ain't no rules says a doge can't play basketball" stage of constitutional crisis, so that's cool. www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-w...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I was hard for half the morning and can't do anything about it until I'm off work. #irlnsfw #MonochromeMonday

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like I need to take a moment to clarify-I'm excited about the space, not the chairs. After all, I don't usually keep cuck chairs in my bedroom. Cucks have to earn furniture privileges. 😉

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

uhhhh

submitted 12 days ago • 18 comments

I occasionally get Redfin pushes for Dallas still and... uh... NGL, double the house for less than the value of mine is very tempting. The payment would be smidge higher because of interest rates, but also, like... double the house!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I need more friends like this!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

I just had someone offer me 125k for a trinket in normal Palace that will be useless in a week. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment