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Senior ranting specialist. Fueled by black coffee, sparkling water, kombucha, and fictional characters’ existential crisis.
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>Los Reputation because choosing no torture. Hans: I am just glad we didn’t torture people. All is well.

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I don’t want Katherine for Henry, but I need her for meeeeeeeeeee.

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Henry dodging girls left and right for that DLC Theresa (not Hans tho, she would understand.)

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I'm opening an Ignatius ram fanbase! #KCD2

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

im kcd2 brainrotted and made this crunchy thing

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here we go again #kcd2 #hansry

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Why are there bunch of knights in my middle-age blacksmith-turn-alchemist bisexual peasant simulator 😒 #kcd2

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Duchess　#EldenRingNightreign #NIGHTREIGN

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Who knows a perk of carrying sacks can pay for itself tenfold in a modern RPG lmao

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Idk if it’s my setup or not, controller is good for everything EXCEPT for combat, lockpicking, and general inventory sorting. Something about the mouse’s response rate let me whack Lord Semine real easy. Fistfight is a breeze too.

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Hans is too cute for Henry not to cheat #kcd2

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Recluse #NIGHTREIGN

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#kcd2 In this game I am only biased against people who are mean to my horse, which is fucking all of them. Fuck all of these no-horse peasants.

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#kcd2 Is…. Is sharpening difficult or am I just stupid?

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I don’t want to work!!! I want to play KCD2 so I can find my fucking dog!!!!!

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Shit I said to friends who are on a different time zone for a work trip nobody wants to be on.

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#kcd2 Wench I just saved got super mad when I crashed in their house for a night. Bitch I just saved you and your unborn baby but noooo your guest room is too good for my smelly ass.

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#kcd2 I was going to tell this guy that I let his dog go but he got stabbed to death. Oh well at least his dog is fine.

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#Kcd2 I like how realistic this game is because stabbing people before they get weapon out is what wins the fight 99% of the time in real life.

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I feel so down today and desperately in need to start a new Skyrim wood elf archer run and collect Stones of Barenziah that I will never make into a fucking crown in this lifetime.

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Titanfall 2 opened my eyes on how much I would like a tiny human man to be banged by a mega size robot. (I know it’s an old game but I just want to say it.)

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Talked to a coworker about the games coming out this year. The conclusion is that maybe I should win a run of Belatro first before buying a new game.

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Episode 36: You Are A Badass Do you want to take control of your life? It’s a two-step process: (1) defeat your evil subconscious and (2) go into massive amounts of debt.

submitted 36 days ago • 134 comments

My new year resolution was to stop trying lose weight and less social media. Once finish deleting FB, I am basically done for the year.

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Faster, Oatchi, faster! #Pikmin

submitted 40 days ago • 15 comments

Would you? Could you? RT for my 29th bday 🙂‍↕️🎂 nothing else is happening in this country

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Marvel Rivals Loki woke something in me. Didn’t even know it’s possible that there was still something left to wake after all the Lokis we have before Rivals.

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With Switch 2, I can finally finish Peach Showtime in 2025…..

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Your outfit is MINE✨ #loki #marvelrivals #malice #art #fanart art✨

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We are so cooked but they are 10/10 #ELDENRING

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💀⚡

submitted 51 days ago • 5 comments

And this organization is helping animals who have been displaced by these fires. Donate if you have the desire or means to donate. pasadenahumane.org/eaton-canyon...

submitted 50 days ago • 31 comments

Instagram is now turning to FB with the amount of ads that are pissing me off.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

ロジェ

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My overtly friendly coworker really has no idea how much an angry asshole I am.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

GUESS WHO'S BACK

submitted 76 days ago • 5 comments

Stay warm this winter ❄️ #art #darksouls #eldenring

submitted 81 days ago • 3 comments

Rogier's Chair 二つの椅子を組み合わせて座ってる！ #ELDENRING #エルデンリング

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魔術師ロジェール / Rogier #ELDENRING #エルデンリング

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Loop Hero is less than $4 on Steam.

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

Secret Panel HERE 🐻 tapas.io/episode/2960406

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導きが見えていた頃 #ELDENRING

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How is it possible that one of the Carly Rae Jepson song sounds so similar to the mushroom’s groovy-ass song from Astro Bot

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