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I don't find it painful at all, I find it very comforting; I kind of desperately need to believe that most of these people are fucking morons, because I can't live amongst people who actually wanted this

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

A-HA, proof she was lying. If it were a woman's world she wouldn't be trying to leave it

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Art that I made in comp class instead of studying

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💭 Nimi Nightmare Debut*! 💭 I told you it was soon!! Debut this Friday! I can't wait to meet you!!! 📅 Friday, January 17th ⏰3 pm PST | 6 pm EST | 11 pm GMT | 8 am JST (+1) ON YOUTUBE: youtube.com/@niminightmare

submitted 47 days ago • 138 comments

Added my YT to my bio

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I’ve wanted to learn how to do a backflip since I was a kid. That’s my resolution for this year I guess. If you guys hear that I broke my neck later on, you’ll know what happened

submitted 61 days ago • 24 comments

Very violent game.

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

I used to frequent a sushi place all the time and order the same thing. One day I decided "actually, today, I am going to order something DIFFERENT." So I went there and the owner looked at me, smiled and said "Hello friend, the usual?" And I could never order anything different again.

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Nutcracker

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The Maritime Approximation xkcd.com/3023

submitted 81 days ago • 45 comments

Commission wip🎄

submitted 81 days ago • 13 comments

I used to be a bit afraid of drawing traditional Japanese things, because as a foreigner there's a big chance that you get something wrong. Now I've accepted that I probably will get things wrong, and that it doesn't have to be a bad thing. I need people to tell me "this is wrong!!" so I can learn.

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I want to play Earthbound, but I'm afraid I'll become an indie gamedev

submitted 93 days ago • 2 comments

This holiday season your bald friends might be feeling down, but you can make them feel special by using their bright bald reflection to light the christmas tree

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Spent forever trying to understand a cryptic message and all it said was "Mattias do you know gods of death love apples." Fucking bullshit. I'm never going to solve this Kira case!!!!!!!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

If it helps with your anxiety at all, four fifths of all animals are nematodes.

submitted 85 days ago • 517 comments

My dad sends me the most adorable investment advice. He should have a column. It always ends with shit like “I know it’s out of style but sleep is the key to health. Assets are there to help you sleep better, not to give you one more thing to worry about.”

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one of my favorite snake & otacon comics i've done

submitted 87 days ago • 42 comments

Well it took some negotiation, but I got all my IRL peeps to agree to all out war. Just had to allow nerf guns as well. I have less than 20 days to setup and booby trap my entire house. Also, does anyone have any tips on how to deflect a nerf bullet with a lightsaber?

submitted 88 days ago • 31 comments

Video game characters are not actually real. They don’t bleed, they can’t get their feelings hurt, they can’t be betrayed because they are a collection of pixels and code and words and sound files. The game devs I’m lucky to work with are real people who deserve at least basic human respect.

submitted 88 days ago • 213 comments

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

submitted 88 days ago • 270 comments

One thing people forget about the early Internet is that, in the days before autocorrect and in-browser spell checking, it was absolutely riddled with typos. A good third of all posts were basically indecipherable

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I can understand why there are bots trying to sell crypto and porn, but why are there bots that just leave sassy replies to everything with seemingly no agenda except to be annoying?

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I need to remember to play Animal Crossing during the day, and not just at night before bed. I feel like my character is viewed as a weirdo vampire - it’s like Midnight Mass behavior lol. “He only comes out once the sun has set. Why, you ask? We do not know.”

submitted 92 days ago • 48 comments

the problem is i want to play every video game and there are only finite hours in a lifetime

submitted 92 days ago • 414 comments

my past self was wrong about a bunch of stuff but current me definitely has it all figured out

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I haven't seen anyone point this out yet among the many dunks on this, but: being on Twitter doesn't make you more understanding of the "other side," it makes you less. It was designed to boost the dumbest, least sympathetic version of your enemies into your eyeline. That doesn't promote dialogue.

submitted 92 days ago • 34 comments

I failed to read this warning to myself, and used these placeholder palm trees in a few levels. Ooops. They don't behave as intended.

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment

Terraria yuri, continued… the nature duo this time 🌳 Woke ass game ass 🗣️ #terraria

submitted 94 days ago • 13 comments

Video games let us live out common power fantasies like carrying 20 swords and 200kg of food in a singular ergonomic backpack.

submitted 95 days ago • 102 comments

Daisy in a hoodie 🌼 #PrincessDaisy

submitted 95 days ago • 128 comments

Since gifs seem to work, here's some cats having a conversation.

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Now that I’m on vacation I’d love to share my favorite quote from my absolute idle

submitted 96 days ago • 12 comments

Big things coming 😮‍💨😮‍💨

submitted 97 days ago • 36 comments

I'm a sprite artist for a Terraria mod group creating an Epic Battle Fantasy mod. I've been making all kinds of weapons for the mod with some other skilled artists, but here's a collection of Staves that I did! #EpicBattleFantasy #Terraria

submitted 99 days ago • 5 comments

Wicked was really good except for the 1 year intermission I don't need that long to go to the bathroom

submitted 97 days ago • 348 comments

Ye olde #terraria fanart

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The cat's face has been stolen by a wind turbine. Very normal.

submitted 98 days ago • 8 comments

You used to call me on my self-own

submitted 98 days ago • 106 comments

Drake waited until Kendrick dropped his next album to sue so that Kendrick couldn't make fun of him suing on it

submitted 98 days ago • 219 comments