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as st. olga of kiev once said, the birds coming home to roost are real fuckers bicycle rider, reader, writer, data nerd, unrepentant urbanist and cynical optimist
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I watched the Chernobyl miniseries in early 2020, while the main similarity was the NOPE IF WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT THERE'S NO PROBLEM autocrat thing. Now we have a whoooooole lot more.

a) CERTAINLY NOTHING SHADY HERE b) I'M SURE THIS IS FINE c) COINCIDENTALLY I AM GOING TO STICK WITH AMTRAK

Guy at the store today as I locked up my bike: "Isn't it too cold to ride a bike right now?" I hate this self-answering question. Am I being subtly reprimanded, or complimented? Making conversation, or confused? I'm just here for paçakis and sandwich bread, dude, stop being all Midwestern at me.

I see no evidence otherwise, so...

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Hold up!! Wait a damn minute!! Y'all! Y'ALL! 👀

Strong probability that somebody just did a bad join so each person in table A looks like they have infinite social security numbers from table B.

I've always been a big supporter of the constitutional right of the people to peaceably assemble and petition government for redress of grievances. It's just that I never envisioned it taking the form of thousands of people screaming, "You asshole, you asshole," at me. -Lowell Weicker

What? NO. FUCK NO. We got rid of him FOR A REASON.

The news remains shit so why not enjoy this video of someone trying to clean a water bowl for tortoises while the tortoises repeatedly try to get in it? (Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DF0jAMl... )

This checks out.

THIS is the version of the ‘farmer who’s about to lose his farm’ testimonial that you need to see. Here’s the thing—I don’t care if they admit they were wrong. We already know they were. But they do need to admit they were lied to—by Donald Trump. Call him out by name!

OH MY GOD

I am not a generally a sports person but I make exceptions when Trump picks Kansas City to win and Philadelphia runs all over that. This is now second only to Four Seasons Total Landscaping day in my list of "times Philadelphia dunked on that orange fucker" and I thank you for your service.

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

i’m not gonna dissect Kendrick’s performance any longer (lying), but i think it’s worth saying: the lowercase a chain was fucking brilliant. (context: in music theory, when doing a roman numeral analysis, minor key signatures are noted with lowercase letters. that chain literally means “a minor.”)