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pondershock.bsky.social
Lvl 34 || Video gamer || (Very) Amateur Billiard player || New MN United Fan || DND-curious || Not a knower of how to close out a profile
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I was viciously attacked by someone with a needle, and my body was left scarred.

I'm alive again. Maybe. To be honest, current world events have made me turtle up even more than usual, so trying to be more social now of all times hasn't exactly gone the best. Still, I must soldier on.

Before 6am should be illegal.

#MNUFC, you were almost a MN sports team tonight. That state curse came for you hard.

Is it an ultimate power couple flex if we devoted the day to shopping for a couch and we both agreed to and bought one within 30 minutes and one store?

I need someone smarter than me to tell me why we wouldn't be better off with a parliament system compared to this two party hell

It is shorts day, my Minnesota dudes

How do y'all even know what to say half the time? I'm over her trying to think of something to contribute to the webs, and my brain instead is like FOOD FOOD FOOD STELLARIS FOOD

Something I found out that can kill my vibe when going to the gym? Someone trying to preach and make me see jesus while I'm stripping to go into the pool.

Slava Ukraini

I should Proooooobably go to the gym today, huh

YOU'RE MY WONDERRRRWAAALLLLLLLLL. WOOHOO!!!!

COYL #MNUFC

Did 30 minutes on a weight loss program at the gym elliptical today, and it was the first time my heart rate didn't go over 140. It's the small wins 😎

Aight. #marvelrivals. I was unfamiliar with your game.

Oh, so it's Supernatural season 15.5, got it. ew.com/the-boys-sea...

I've offered this to a few people, but if anyone needs someone to rant to, someone to sound board off of, or someone to leak the plans of the illuminati to, my DMs are open to help. Especially that last one.

As much as I hate the man, I hate disinformation more. Recently a video has been circulated that implied Musk left a stage without giving a shit what his kid was up to. The full video shows that isn't really the case. Ok, defense is over, boooooo him www.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...

Morning, y'all. Or Afternoon. Or night. Or chocolate. Or panda.

Update: I'm not good at this.

See a tattoo, post a tattoo. This is the one I have already, and is the basis for the sleeve I'm getting in 3 weeks.

It is Monday, my dudes. It's like being Wednesday, except there's two days of boredom first before you can scream in front of a mirror because it's Wednesday, my dudes.

Me: alright, I figured out how to mod Stardew. I'm just gonna do Stardew Expanded, a few QoL things, and I'll be good. 40 mods later.......

Sunday after #MNUFC loss hits different than regular MN Sports loss. Idk if that makes me a true fan or not.

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of good video games.

Best part of going to the gym, besides wondering if I can push myself today: picking out what podcast to listen to

There is no drug in the world for me as potent as this. A slice of pizza from a pizza place I grew up with. No matter what, I'm always in a good mood and the world disappears for a bit when it comes out, and that's a magical feeling.

Guys I'm free. I'M FREE. HIDE ME BEFORE IT COMES BACK.

I never had a group for this during the golden years, so if this brings it back I will welcome it with open arms

One of these days I'm gonna have to go to the pub downtown for a soccer game just to get my Ted lasso simulator on