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Vietnam. Basically a chicken. (-10, -10). https://linktr.ee/poofbirb
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in America you get your own personal toilet so you can puke and shit constantly

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i need someone to tell me ive been dead for 40 years

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buying a new computer so I can kill god better

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I only come here when I'm taking a shit

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the universe is a macintosh computer inside a rotating black hole

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we could still have the 12 monkeys timeline. it's not too late

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the english language is mostly the letter E

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

thank you for your national socialist hospitality

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do you ever think about that movie paris texas

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damn i want crypto to crash so bad

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the ocean is earths vagina

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how hard is it now to find a video games computer that doesn't have lgbt lighting

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in my house i am known as "the most ethical"

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all day i am chortling. i love to chortle

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The Economic impact of China selling all of its US Treasury bonds

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if i see a puzzle im uninstalling it

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"im tired of racism and conservatives, so im moving to europe or asia" son let me tell you something

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fuck the crap out of the damn idiots

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Goodbye, Lee. I hate to leave you in the frying pan like this, but

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suckermouth catfish

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switching to linux unfortunately did not make my family any less boring

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every time i have a good idea it's something illegal as balls

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sex with UPS dad

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back cats are floppy, stripe cats are floopy. have you noticed this

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HOLD all questions. thanks

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fried chicken and gasoline

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what are you, jimmy olsen? cub reporter for the daily asshole?

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"you can do anything in this game" and yet i do not see a single toilet

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i struggle to think of anything more regressive than taxing medicine

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a frog just kinda shits wherever. i seen this many times

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starting a trade war with china and preemptively isolating yourself by imposing tariffs on everyone else at the same time is cool. i think that's a cool thing to do

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Just started thinking about how financial struggles will result in more domestic violence

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watching a 2/10 absurdist comedy film by rob zombie

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