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The worlds foremost medical expert on poop, specifically in it’s relation to butt, and I have received the Wolf Prize for my work on furthering our understanding of 69.
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Murdered poor people down bad in the 4th quarter.

@harrisfootball.com very specific flexible healing questions. As what someone people are referring to you as, a Scottfishbowl expert, would you play Jerry Juedy or Zach Ertz with all those TE premiums?

They don’t ask how, the ask how many rounds deep into the #SFB14 playoffs did you go. We’re on to Cincinnati. @scottfish.bsky.social

Most folks know that I'm not on here during live action on Sundays -- but just wanted to say: AWESOME to see so many mentions...AWESOME to see so many of you. This is the first Sunday where I really feel like it's taking off! RT this if you'd like to see even more Bluesky coverage, and I'll do it!

@harrisfootball.com this seems good. Is this good?

If Saquon’s testicles didn’t get obliterated he would have gone over 500.

I will pay $1,000 to anyone at this #steelers #browns #tnf game to murder whoever keeps banging on that metal sheet.

The #SFB14 playoffs are set! scottfishbowl.com/playoffs-off... You can search your name, division, whatever on this page. Did you make it?

Thanks to Taysom Hill and Joe Mixon and a huge 263 point week I am going to the #SFB14 playoffs!!! Thank you to @scottfish.bsky.social for putting this on and @harrisfootball.com for being the engineer of the smiling goon bullet train!

Finished Barry, rolled straight into Penguin, and now am 6 episodes into shrinking, and no I think maybe just all tv is good now.

I was today years old when I found out Louis Vuitton and Louboutin were two different things.

For the longest time, Marvel kicked the shit out of DC. If DC keeps making stuff like The Batman and Penguin, we are headed for a DC lead world.

You can’t tell me with a straight face this actor playing the lead in Reba isn’t Dana Carvey in drag.

Someone has to have the best dog. Is it so wrong to believe that my dog is that dog.

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer

OK kids... I'm live-tweeting* Commanders/Eagles! RT this... ...and let's get a big thread going with all our pals and have some fun! Keep it here through the game!

The key to bluesky succeeding is not engaging, responding, or clicking on obviously rage inducing posts. This is the formula for people making money/influencing on the shit bird. Just block and ignore the noise.

Jared Goff only had 2 real interceptions last week. 1 was a half ending Hail Mary, one was a strip fumble disguised as an interception, and one was a route error by Jamo. Only non-ball knowers will disagree.

Been off cigs for a decade, but god damn does watching Sofia from Penguin smoke make me want a dart so bad.

I am currently 100% on my bluesky fantasy takes.