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Studied math. Fought wildfires after that.
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Just paid a road toll for the first time in my life and I've decided, Eastern US kinda sucks. Sales tax and road tax? Bruh

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My pandemic dog is five years old today

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I would lose more money in a sushi bar than a casino

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The Iron Giant (1999) is a parable on the value of the 3rd Amendment of the Constitution.

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Out here training my snow-marching muscles

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10,000 kilometers (6,214 miles) in Pokemon Go

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I went to Costco with my step dad's card and they wouldn't let me in. Turns out you can't "just do things" smh

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Putrid sludge oatmeal

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Running in the PNW in winter

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I am interested in Switch 2 but the sound effects in that trailer were absolutely atrocious

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Why do people drive so fast in the grocery store parking lot

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A 100 hour per week job is not that strange or uncommon. Many tough men and women I know work 100/week easily. More people should consider it. These kinds of jobs do make it hard to fit anything else in your life. Though, it's much easier when you get views like these.

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Jim's Best Of 2024

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Magnus Carlsen getting kicked out of a tournament over jeans is so funny. Imagine that. You are ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN from wearing regular pants while you play our board game, you plebian.

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2025 is gonna be my Spiderman 3 year

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Dog pics

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Gwyn banished his first born so hard he wound up in the Lands Between

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Video games are still kind of a dogged-on media form. @geoffkeighley.bsky.social gives the people the most huge-est budget, traditional-media similar awards show, and he gets roasted mercilessly online. And so many memes, thanks to the show! I think big dog deserve some slack. #TheGameAwards

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I ate some tortillas that expired in March of this year

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"Fuck the norms, family first." Donald Trump couldn't have said it better.

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Shame on me, I am *surprised* to see more people defending the pardon On Here than not.

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The battery in my 3DS has been slowly expanding

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I'm a hipster for the word "goon." I like how it used to be. Goon: an inconspicuous dude, possibly nefarious. Not a fan of these new mainstream changes.

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This is who's reading your cover letter

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Stress management comes down to three things: -sleep -eat enough calories -drink water I get this question in interviews and for the life of me, I cannot figure out how to explain this in a 'professional' way. Stress is a logistics problem, I don't get how it could be otherwise.

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We call them “posts”

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Seeing BlueSky pivot itself as the 'insulate yourself platform' is disheartening.

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This will hurt the memes

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Dark Souls has to be the most successful videogame that has you playing as an objectively ugly character. I can't even think of any other game brave/foolish enough to have its main character be so unpleasant to look at.

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I rewatched Ghost in the Shell recently. After however many years, the takeaway this time was how on-schedule the film is. Dramatic opening aside (which itself was fun and necessary), there are absolutely no pauses in the plot. Every line/shot/scene pushes the film forward.

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One of the funniest math copes I see on social media is the idea that math is easier in code. This is only true for finite sums, and Linear Algebra sometimes. Then I realize I've owned myself because this is almost the only math that actually matters.

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I think JD Vance is ultimately the biggest winner here. VP is a cushy job and his wife apparently still likes him.

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I stole this one

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2025 and 2026 are going to be big years for the DragonBear

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Dog costume

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Where Jim Has Been Japan edition

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Where Jim Has Been USA edition

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I wonder if Guy Fieri is trapped in a curse of his own making, like Bob Ross before him. In too deep to change the image, too successful to quit. Beloved by many. Can't stand to look at himself in the mirror.

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