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There are 3 types of Love, Death & Robots episodes: 1). Literally some of the best short-form Sci-fi storytelling you'll ever see in your life 2). Stupid wacky bullshit that runs from schlocky but relatively charming to actively annoying 3). Leering misogynistic violence

I feel like you should get to clock someone in the face just once before it becomes illegal. Ya get one shot. Keeps the world honest.

*at the Pizzeria* I dunno man I feel like Cole isn't gonna be happy about you eating all his Slaw like this

John Carpenter's The Thing best movie

Many have complemented me for my sturdy and prodigious flanges

Shelf Monke

I'll say it: I'm glad those two Navy guys killed Paddington. Fuck that Bear.

I don't really know why Jared Leto hasn't tried playing more villains. It's kind of the one place his general douchebag-cult-leader-come-sex-pest vibe actually works for him. It worked great in Blade Runner!

Just did a piss that would put a racehorse to shame

Finally! It's been a gruelling operation but at last my export business on the uninhabited Heard and Macdonald Islands is finally open for business! Now to just read the news and take a biiiiiig swig of coffee...

54% Tariff on the Neighbourhood of Make-Believe

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