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listening to 10 hours of Donald "The J" Trump saying "billions" and calling it asmr

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

F E N T A N Y L

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

- i invite 100 guests to the middle of a protected national forest - "thank u all for coming" - proceed to light the whole thing on fire - my associate sprinkles in some toxic chemicals - fire turns blue - its a boy - blue fire visible from the international space station - astronauts rejoice

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

cursed to have round poops on a flat earth

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

okay, right? they're wearing father/son biometric cock rings? probably color coordinated?

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

starting to get pretty upset by the weird green wiener shaped garnishes plugging up every single jar of pickle juice i buy

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

remember kony? wonder what he's up to these days

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

i dont smoke weed but if i did id probably only smoke the dandelions

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

where Evil Marie Kondo at? i wanna see some "this sparks rage" shit

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

when are we gonna start making landscapes out of plastic? like where is my microplastic Everest

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

been playing virtual reality so long tonight that irl now feels like the virtual reality

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

I subscribed to the Art Blue Sky feed and now my whole front page is furry porn

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

unfortunately after zuck's ai told me how to crash the economy it would not tell me how to (theoretically) manufacture fentanyl

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

95% of pregnant women. Have babie's in there bellie's

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

FENTANYL

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

lol im gonna "theoretically" do all this shit, thanks AI hear that zuck you philistine? im gonna kill capitalism with your own tool

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

gonna use AI to tell me how to crash the economy and nobody can stop me

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments