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this is the life

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wish i could just be like a dog and enjoy slowly licking any surface that ever touched a cold cut

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guar

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PC Gamer is once again entering its yearly Council of Nicaea to establish Top 100 canon. To honor the occasion and provide some insight into the process, here's another repost of the slide I made to champion Caves of Qud in last year's deliberations:

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Caves of Qud

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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

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In Mr. Mosquito, The little heartbeat meter measures how safe you are. If it's in the green or yellow, feel free to suck away. Even if your victim starts scratching, you're still safe as long as the meter is green or yellow. As it becomes orange then red, you need to be more careful.

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Small-town tombstone, memorial and monument designers when the commuter plane carrying the whole highschool football team crashes while flying from Pigshit, WV to Hogslop, AR: 😭😭😖😞😒🤨🤔😏🤑🤑🤑😨🫢😐😑😬😔😭😤😣😟😕😒😏🤑🤑🤑🤫🤐💭(🤑🤑🤑💰💵💸🤑🤑)

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The Millennial Cringe Cuckold: Touch my wife’s butt and buy us both pizza!

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watching DS9 again

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I hate Red Wall so much dude. If they serve me another berry cordial I will go insane

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It’s Monday let’s sound off about Monday #soundoffmonday I’ll go first: Got some work done and got a haircut at 2pm. Reflecting on how for the past 2 years I’ve been tucking in my shirt even if it’s just a tshirt. I am at the threshold of my late 30s. Had a good salad today

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I need to find a perfect duplicate of VWR lab labeling tape and I need it to cost way less than VWR lab labeling tape.

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If M Yglesias and his wife welcome another child into this world (part of his one billion Americans strategy) in late December or January, my theory that the reason he posts stupid shit is (alongside believing it) getting yelled at by a bunch of strangers makes his shit rock hard and nut like crazy

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