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Face Sitting Special. I Want To Be Destroyed By The Ass Bomb

i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!

hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas

laff evry teim

I’m trying to be an adult about this but my dad found a giant drill on marketplace and you won’t believe the name of the model

"SOME TIMES" https://bonequest.com/9476

Posting ferret lunch

I see a lot of you still stanning Eleanor of Aquitaine even after she went off calling all the gentlewomen of Carolingian France poxy slatterns. And like, these were not youthful mistakes from the 1130s. She was using the s-word as recently as 1201.

ABBEY.BMF

a monk trapped in samsara for refusing to deny small pleasures. an amused exhale witnessing a monkey slip and catch its fall on a dewy branch. savouring the first bite after a fast. solace in a cool breeze during sweltering meditation. the endless cycle can be broken tomorrow—what's once more around

Oh wait this is the meme I made

I started following the bollards account to win a free bollard. But their tone is constantly smug and they replay the same car accidents. Bollards can be more than this people

judi dench (2001) archive.org/details/025_...

It’s important to keep the bluesky app up to date cause if you don’t strangers posts will begin surfacing in your “following” tab. Don’t need to see that horse shit.

“Brawl wit da balls!” - yup! that’s not a famous line from Kid Rock’s famous hip hop rock songs, yup that’s actually what Kid Rock kind of was hoping Representative Lauren Boebert would do to his freakin NUTS and stuff!! Yup he likes having his testicles slapped around and punished.

u/pastafarianhotwifeNhubster83 have a lot of interesting things to say about the RNA vaccine debate if you would only take the time to listen… as well as a ton of frankly frakking SUPER smexy pics on r/showerbeer (and r/showerbeergonewild, if the missus and mister are in the right mood 🤫😳😉)!!!!

Men being good at puzzle games is so gay. What are you trying to figure out? Your feelings for him?

Do you remember Now We All Have Metal Skin

Pooped after clearing the driveway, then made a sandwich (washed my hands at appropriate junctures between these activities)

And thinking about my second favorite forums name: MALE. BI. UNIX.

Thinking about my favorite forums username: Mentally I’ll