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popetorquemada.bsky.social
Living the good Vatican life since 1420. Don’t expect the Spanish Inquisition, it’s more fun that way.
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submitted 36 days ago • 887 comments

Attention all level 5 inquisitors: we have a CODE RED and I need all of you in Miami International by Wednesday noon. Bring your best tools and riot gear. No bible needed. If you’re under 18 or if you look under 18, stay put. Safety first, y’all.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Hello Bluesky and former Twitter/X fellas. I’m here to share that I’m watching you. I know what you’re doing and what you’re thinking. I’m not a bot, but I will heavily troll whoever deserves to be trolled. Good day, carry on, and remember that no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments