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poppamatic.bsky.social
Old. Married. Mustachioed. Here for sports, comedy, and tasteful nudes of Bea Arthur.
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@sportssturm.bsky.social Hey uh...I guess they're planning something over at the Star www.dallascowboys.com/team/players...

Qi’ra and Jyn

I saw Three Men and a Baby when I was a kid and remembered very little about it so I looked it up. Two guys take care of a baby that belongs to a 3rd guy who's out of town but they accidentally give the baby to drug dealers and then have to get vigilante justice. Top grossing film of 1987.

What takes longer? a) 1 minute on the treadmill b) 1 minute waiting to be let into a Teams meeting while hoping everyone forgot and it was cancelled?

Sure I’m rewatching The Office at home but Comedy Central is showing a random episode from season 5.

bird sounds

[Me as a boxing commentator] Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

Bluesky: City On The Grow!

Jalen Hurts to watch tonight am I rite

There’s the Kellen Moore playcalling Cowboys fans know and love

I’m really struggling here. Back on Twitter all these attractive women would randomly like my tweets and replies. Really boosted my confidence.

Really helps bring the 2012 Twitter vibes we’re all shooting for here

New records were set on X. Take a guess what kind.

It says my handle is invalid. I don't know what that means, but I will also exert absolutely no effort to correct it.