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Don’t worry guys I’ll do it

Dear Jesus Lord please put me on the assassination timeline the one where he

did some bird flap its wings over in Asia

I love physics

How ppl feel ab physics is how I feel about econ literally what the fuck do you mean my retirement account just got halved bc of a tariff

@grok what is stock market

If pop cultures becomes anything like it did in 2009 I’ll be okay one day

The Chicago protest should have been blasting Bruce Springsteen, Neil Young, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, Buffalo Springfield, Bob Dylan, Joan Baez, Woody Guthrie

I just feel like everyone on Bluesky was a teacher’s pet as a child

I cannot help but recall

Decided to get high before work and I forgot a coat

Stg I forget my age sometimes it’s only ever for half a second but it does happen

Emojis are important to me don’t be fooled

I’ve been sent to pulverize this modest platform

The binding is fragile

Enough of this

Never speak to a man

Never meet a man

Tweeting and driving just like the good ole days

All my Twitter friends are dead

Who remembers

I CHOSE THIS CYCLONE WITH YOU 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

English is a cold ass language

Who else decodes you 🙄

My 4th drink in my hand these desperate prayers of a cursed man

Derek the Shoemaker and Cobbler can dance

God I miss being an alcoholic so bad

Derek the Shoemaker and Cobbler

Depressed out of my mind and then suddenly it’s 68° in Chicago and I’ve made a friend down the street

Made a ridiculous friend tonight. Formed such a bond agreed we knew each other in a past life. Me and this 73 year old Jazz player

Just drunk donated to Wikipedia @wikipedia.org

I’m going to the Wikimania 2025 Program

You guys I literally thought Kamala was going to win…. like how fucking stupid do you have to be

But idk I thought that was out of my realm

Like you see videos of it online

You literally cannot make this shit up

Every single white stand up comedian in this place has made an n word joke so far

So. Had to go out to dinner w my parents. Got drunk but not drunk enough. I get home and decide I need one last drink. I go to the bar on my block for the first time. Unbeknownst to me, it is comedy night. Jesus fucking christ this is awful