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posting this old piece again for no reason whatsoever

The passport page about changing your gender marker is now down. I'm expecting trans people's passports to be a major battleground of this administration. travel.state.gov/content/trav...

learned a LOT today

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations

Look man I am gonna get gayer. Furrier. Weirder. Kinkier. It is an act of defiance. I am holding my friends’ muzzles to air tanks and inflating them to the size of parade balloons in self-defense. I am discussing the unholy things I would do to Foghorn Leghorn so they know I am a menace

god this sprite is so fuckd up like genienly what the hell is wrong w him ??/ his deflated nose ???

as a reminder this includes on discord!!

listen indie dev is a wringer too. post this instead of the other one

aalto

You've heard of the Miku Beam. now get ready for

a very funny eye opening experience many people have had about how the cops actually operate is this "hey i have a tracking beacon on this stolen item that shows exactly where it is can you arrest the guy who stole it?" and the cops go like "lol no that sounds like a lot of work"

This shit is genuinely so fucking dystopian I'm in disbelief

Was recording things for someone and thought this was funny on it's own without any context

it seems a cruel joke that surrounding yourself with love makes hatred less real. you hear someone call your people "evil" as casually as a forecaster describes rain, and though you've heard it all before, you're horrified. as if kindness makes you forget how people could ever choose anything else.

idk it's even more infuriating when YouTubers I don't even know regurgitate these same points as well and thousands of people see this and think that. it sucks no matter what despite it motivating me to improve

i predict that by the end of the year 2025, travel via dirigible will be the order of the day. railroad travel shall go the way of the dodo as hydrogen-filled airships allow intrepid sightseers to travel from new york to chicago within a single day. further, suppers will be electrified

Trying to explain why Mario 64 is a special game in way its predecessors fail to capture is so hard. I keep saying things like "Tony Hawk is the actual successor to Mario 64", but maybe it's the other way. Maybe Mario 64 is a skateboarding game.

gift 4 @syntaxaero.bsky.social of their typh bc it seemed fun to draw ^_^

Vore, but like in a spiritual way.

lowest possible stakes trolley problem

This

sincerest of gratitude to my friends and mutuals who are still sticking around, i can’t thank you guys enough for giving me the courage to be who i am and create what i like 🥺

Made a dice container for my orks

Literally...

One of my big “tech used to be fun” things is that “theme” used to mean like. Making your computer/software’s interface look blue or orange or purple or maybe an imitation of macOS or pixel art or dog-themed. Now it just means “do i have dark mode enabled”

genuinely is so fucking blood boiling when I talk about wanting my boundaries respected and not only having it walked over put being sent a 5 page essay guilt trippy ass message from an ADULT because I simply don't want to interact with kids online. Tumblr folks are strange!!!

Libraries are an investment. Not an expense

are all these random recruitment texts I've been getting all scams or is recruitment actually that broken?

I love the "well capitalism isn't even good in theory" cause it's true. its dog shit

I’m rereading The Great Gatsby, and I’m happy to see that even in 1920s literature, “rich white football player” was synonymous for “huge piece of shit”

they should make medication and healthcare and gender affirming care free forever because it's a fucking human right lol

Literally 99% of first person shooters make me feel like this on the inside.

I found the smartest person in the world

Uni ate a whole chicken today?

knowing people who are systems fucking rocks. literally more friend per friend than average. costco deal buddy.

Hellhound that can't cum until she takes a picture of you and draws question marks all around your head to imply you've been mind controlled somehow and are just kind of going on autopilot through sex. When you ask why she doesn't just do it she gasps and then you stop thinking very well

Eat sand at the beach for a bad snack

#fossilheads

Playing Dragon Quest today was so fascinating. This game is like. You know how in anime every Isekai takes place in some Generic Fantasy World? It's Dragon Quest. They're all Dragon Quest. Dragon Quest is that world. This is the thing those shows are all parodying. It's so interesting.

My little Idaho town is starting a mutual aid network for the wider area, and we're having our first meeting at the Queer resource center in a couple weeks! To give up on "red states" is to doom the revolution. Deep fascist areas are not lost. They *most* need the revolution. They are the vanguard

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Look, if we just rebrand keys as "artisanal security hashes" and create some mythology and ritual around their use we can get people excited about having special little bits of metal and I think that would be good.

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong