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porchjuice.bsky.social
#1 thing doer, music person, guitar masseuse https://culturaclub.bandcamp.com/track/cosette
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other new song which doth not suck, I started out trying to do my best neptunes impersonation and I stumbled into this: culturaclub.bandcamp.com/track/extrac...

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Made a new song that dont suck culturaclub.bandcamp.com/track/squeeze

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Little smthn smthn

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If coding doesnt work out im heading straight to Mrytle Beach and airbrushing Cormac McCarthy quotes on tall tees: “What joins men together, he said, is not the sharing of bread but the sharing of enemies.” + Spongebob w/bloodshot eyes holding a joint Would go so hard on a Myrtle beach tshirt

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Woke up at 5am today to start work early to finish up a user story by EOD id been procrastinating, its 12 hrs later, I finished up and went to the grocery store, realized just now I didnt write a test class for my code, setting another alarm for 5am tomorrow 🥺😭

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The greatest loss the internet ever suffered was Zack Fox deleting his bootyMath twitter account a decade ago, theres one tweet about Trent Reznor that is still the funniest thing Ive ever read in my life and as it stands now, there is no record of its existence anywhere anymore. RIP bootyMath

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Every day I get closer to understanding how it must have felt when the incoming Senator was Caligula's horse.

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

Great James Baldwin quote

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

His insane political stances and general ineptitude and servility aside, why does RFK look like he chews batteries for fun? HGH and sun damage is a motherfucker

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These mf beans have me in a chokehold

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My youngest pup BB pooped in my backyard earlier and it stood straight up for almost a minute like that shoe from the movie nope #miraclesarereal🙏

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

“We might have very different notions about the nature of the oncoming night, he said. But as darkness descends does it matter?” - The Passenger

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This is the best music ive written thus far

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Colorado is cool but I cant wait to get the fuck out, fort collins feels like that town from the movie Hot Fuzz, and there are like 5 nashville hot chicken spots and not a damn one seasons the chicken and its always dry and I stg the next time I eat bojangles in NC I will weep tears of joy

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Robert Eggers was elbow deep in his creepy lil guy bag when he made Nosferatu, the shot of Hutter walking into that Inn in the carpathian mountains, lit entirely by a roaring fire, is an all timer, or the shot of Hutter overlooking the valley in those same mountains as the wind roars. 🔥🤌🤌🔥🤌

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I get sad out of nowhere and I think sometimes if sadness can be like the waves on a pond after a rock is thrown in, traveling through time forwards and backwards, and the sad is just a wave passing through the present, an echo of an echo from a pain that lays waiting in the future.

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Ive been reading through all of Cormac McCarthy’s books and keeping a list of words I didn’t know, that mfr must’ve been a mf DAWG at scrabble, bight, quirt, stob, sark, scree, Big Mac was moonwalking on that mf dictionary

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Call me smaug the way I sit atop my mountain of *unopened linkedIn messages* because I forgot to toggle off ‘looking for work’ 5 years ago.

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The only good thing about being an insufferable hipster with every form of media is building a nest egg of stuff I thought wasn’t cool enough for me to watch and having that moment of awareness where I finally see past my own ego and discover what I missed out on.

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I have an album now, I know not many people are going to see this but Im so goddamn proud of myself for putting the work in, its called Snakes and Sparklers and its fucking good

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe the real murdered United Healthcare CEO was the friends we made along the way

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Gobble gobble bitch

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky is cool but wtf do I call these things since tweets are taken, a blu-skie? skyed? skeeded? Blewed?

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Dream casting for a sopranos reboot: Tony Soprano : Will Sasso, Chrissy Moltisanti: Timothy Chalamet Aidriana: Timothy Chalamet, AJ: Timothy Chalamet, Meadow: Timothy Chalamet, Carmela: Cate Blanchett, Bobby Bacala: Colin Farrel

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