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Five favourite black and white movies HIS GIRL FRIDAY GILDA DOUBLE INDEMNITY THE THIN MAN CLERKS

Pitch a movie (or show) in 4 images:

Delighted for Ange. #EuropaLeagueFinal

A month or two ago I bought a copy of ROCK & RULE. I didn’t watch it immediately because I had an odd feeling about #Junesploitation. And there it is. June 12. Happy days!

Fun fact about 🇬🇧 Every home has a Sports Direct mug and nobody knows where the fuck they came from.

It's here! Announcing the 2025 #Junesploitation calendar!! www.fthismovie.net/2025/05/anno...

Play this game! It rules so hard.

This shit is hitting a lot of us HARD today

I understand canon dictates A New Hope and Empire being unimpeachable top tier Star Wars. But having just finished season 2 of ANDOR - and this may be recency bias, but I don’t think it is - I think we have to genuinely consider the possibility that it is the best thing Star Wars has produced.

That brief thrill when you’re unsure if you’re listening to Destiny’s Child or Stevie Nicks.

This is the only movie I care about deadline.com/2025/05/eliz...

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.

Mission: Impossible rankings you say?

GIANT BOMB FOREVER

Where's The Nice Guys sequel?

Watching people gush over Expedition 33 is so fun. Honestly, it reminds me how I felt about Final Fantasy 6 back in 1994. It’s kinda sweet seeing new generations fall in love with a great story. Video games have the same power as a great book or movie. I think we sometimes forget that.

American papal… Father let me beeee American papal… In the Holy See

I’ll tell you what. If ANDOR manages to hit the landing next week, we may have to reconsider what the best Star Wars property really is. Empires crown is at its most unsteady.

Inter Milan vs FC Barcelona:

Watching GTA 6 trailer 2

Aaaand there it is.

Support any independent games media, please.

Killing all gaming media on the eve of a big console launch and a few months before what will likely be the biggest video game of all time is smart and well thought-out business from people that definitely do not spend all day eating their own shit.

this wasn't me, i'd never use an em dash because i'm not chatgpt

Oh shit! A Takashi Miike directed Bad Lieutenant??? Hook me the fuck in!

Whoops. Just turned Maelle into the most powerful video game character of all time. #ClairObscur

Define cinema with an image 🎥 #Filmsky

get the fuck outta here

Me several hours into Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

CLAIR OBSCUR IS SO FUCKING GOOD, FUCK. PLEASE BE SUCCESSFUL. PLEASE HAVE WORD OF MOUTH CARRY THIS GAME. EVERYTHING PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT IT IS CORRECT. I AM HOOKED.

Having a lovely time playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33. Bloody hell, what a game.

The NY Times of all fucking publications does *not* get to decide what is our is not resistance to facism, let alone scold people for watching A TV SHOW.

There is nothing more exhausting than the "I am the lone voice of reason" routine. From anyone. You aren't. Really. Screaming "All of you other motherfuckers are bullshit and I'm the only one who sees the truth!" is not as effective as some of you seem to think.

How I arrived on Blue Sky

Folks seem agitated. Did something happen? #TheLastOfUs

Very sad. Still, at least he got to see the Iyo/Bianca/Rhea match at Wrestlemania.

lol #Wrestlemania

Sure, Blue Prince is great. But is it ‘Disgraced Yakuza runs Mascot Business’ great?

The best wrestler in the WWE. Hands down. #Wrestlemania

Good luck to whoever follows that Women’s Triple Threat match. That was an all-timer. #Wrestlemania #WWE

Ho ho hooooo! Fucking hell, lads! 😍😍😍😍😍

Time to watch a movie about sinning