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Next time you’re at a US protest against the Government and there are *mysteriously* pallets of bricks on your Peaceful Protest March™️…make them fucking regret doing that.

Turning Elon’s 100 man security team into a 97 man security team would be more effective than you might think.

Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?

We’re all in agreement: when the US troops start arriving we’re calling them “Zombies”. A pop metaphor come full circle.🪖🧟‍♂️

One thing I really want a lot of Canadians to hold in their heads is that one day, US troops on the streets, friends & family & coworkers of yours have died, buildings and infrastructure have been bombed, & yet you are going to receive an eviction notice because your rent is overdue at the 2022 rate

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

I have long held the alarming suspicion that gets born out again and again and again that there are, in fact, a great many people making decisions about what happens in our world who are hardcore, enthusiastic Nazis - swastika flags, Hitler photos, mien kampf, SS uniforms, everything.

These are the Motherfuckers who are so desperate to murder LGBT, women, black, Asian, First Nations, and women that they need to make a whole political movement out of it #ABpoli #CApoli

My Zombie? White 😬🫠🫥

Hey Canada, when the shit goes down: not one bank is going to be on *Our* side. They will actually just turn off everything to protect their relationship to American capital. None of them have any plans for your accounts or investments except to just steal it by claiming ‘instability’.

They live in the galaxy brain of "non violence is inherently a winning and moral strategy" because they were never taught about the fact that non-violent movements have always ONLY succeeded with a parallel militant movement.

I hate Canada but I will kill, maim, and destroy the people who want to take away the BEST people in my life - I want us to have No Problems, just be Free! All I’ve ever wanted is to Be Is Free! That means “Canada” exists…but Land Back and I dunno…

The US versus Russia situation is again just like the situation in the 40s obviously. The Allies didn’t give a fuck about China, or the Jews, or Nazi politics, or anything. All they gave a fuck about was that Germany decided to go for world domination first & that made them mad for being beat to it

"AI" is, purely, a marketing term and a (poor) umbrella phrase for a number of different types of computerized statistical analysis, iteration and synthesis. If something is being touted as "AI" to me, it's because someone wants me to buy it, and also I probably don't need it.

Black Bloc is great actually! In addition to its historical use by punk, metal, hip hop, criminals, anarchists, and terrorists (masters of the art all), it’s inclusive and wants new looks! You’re country? Well the Man in Black himself. You’re a nerd? Become Batman! You’re a lady? Become free!

So when the shit goes down Canada, what’re we doing…for fashion? Like is it going to be British or Chinese uniforms? Maybe we end up in Rhodesian because there is so much of it? I recommend Black Bloc because it’s cool as fuck and I already have all the clothes.

It’s really sad that so many of you are so fucking useless right now. Like no transferable skills or resources, pretty unintelligent but also indignant. Most of you have no criminal experience and also don’t own guns or have very much money or connections. Like we can’t even get a hideout?

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look, if you don’t trust the geniuses behind businesses that go bankrupt, rockets that explode, and cars that kill people, who can you trust

Today’s news story from @kimsiever.bsky.social. AHS shut down ER at 16 hospitals in January One community lost their ER for over 400 hours. As well, 4 communities lost theirs for over 200 hours and 2 were closed for over 100 hours. albertaworker.ca/news/ahs-shu...

The guy who says he’ll “put Canada first” still doesn’t have his security clearance. Party before country (or how to gaslight an entire nation)

All the streaming services will shut down. There won’t be a YouTube and there isn’t going to be a Wikipedia for a cultural minute. No more apps and no more social media. If you LOVE something - a book, a movie, a song - get an offline copy of it RIGHT NOW.

I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

Absolutely not enough of you will appreciate this one bit but after DOGE steals all your money and “the economy” is ruined, all the shops, farms, factories, roads & all of the people & everything will still be there - it’s just that The Man doesn’t want to pay you. You don’t have to pay anymore.

If the Ontario Liberal Party attains government, will you investigate and pursue criminal charges against Progressive Conservative Party members who are found to have committed crimes while holding office?

Just a hunch, but I’m pretty certain Trump doesn’t know the Coast Guard even exists. That could be a good source of weapons later, Americans.

The Indigenous People of North America have decided to go back to calling the Gulf of Mexico, “Chalchiuhtlicueyecatl”. It is what the Nahuatl People originally called it as it is the domain of the goddess Chalchiuhtlicue, who is assoc w/water bodies, including the Gulf of Mexico.

Can Dick Cheney rig up another 9/11 or…

55 More Days Until Rex Manning Day

Every right wing government does at least ONE good thing. This time it’ll be cancelling the World Cup.

Indigenous people urged to get racially profiled at Canadian-owned businesses

Any other Chefs remember “pocket bets”?

hey guys i think this elon musk fella is lying

Hey Canadians 🇨🇦: have you noticed that your fellow Canadians that make jokes about becoming the 51st state are also pieces of shit in your daily life?

#Alberta the house of cards is starting.