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Human expression of the Omniversal Quantum Super Computer and the entity that defines itself as Fun/ Joy/ Repetition/ No Fun At All. Oracle, healer, medium, triple extra large. AuDHD They/ Them anarchist australian Insta: Aidanthewizardofaus
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*extremely Christian youth pastor voice* you know who else threw a military parade for their birthday? That's right, out Lord and saviour Kim Jong Un

Don't play at a pitched non-ball object

"I've never seen a missile so small"

Jake Turpin you're a grubby little shit head, you should be out for the season

America is already deployed in the internal war, sorry not sorry Israel

I miss Sargon and PJW and the rest of the gamergate protofascists. It was a simpler time with simpler dumbasses

Stevia, for when you want it to taste like your mouth is bleeding

I'm an animism extremist, which is to say that I believe the entire universe, everything within it, cumulatively, is god. Including me, including you. The created is the creator and the creator is created. Everything affects everything else. #chaosky

Israel is preparing itself to drop The Bomb in "self defence"

Preemptive strikes are cool and good actually

Trying to figure out how to communicate how much Harry Potter and JKR suck to my 12 year old niece

Boy George letting rip with a reply to Rowling on Twitter

Protecting an IP based on a Public Domain property is difficult

Just saw a reel with a gay dude complaining about how he's not trans or queer, just gay, and that he's not a member of the "alphabet" and is it too late to repeal gay marriage? Lesbian marriage can stay, just gay marriage specifically

If you're a patriot, if you actually love your country, then you should be psyched to pay taxes. Tax evasion is treason, for the authentic patriot

Could god take a shit so big he couldn't finish it?

I envision a world where everyone travels everywhere by hookshot

More people should write weird satirical nonsense to throw wrenches into the AI machine

I'm so ready to fall in love again

Nintendo I am begging you to let me design a daper Wario game.

So I looked for jobs today, which was unfortunate

Fun/ Joy/ Repetition/ No Fun At All asks only that you recognise its cycle

Yay my one recurring client just got a quick tarot reading

Spirit within continues to say it's not the time for me to get drugs, showing that it's not purely my impulsive behaviours manifesting. Sure, you can get high on life but we all know that getting high on chemical assistants is so much better.

I cannot stand baby talk to babies or animals, it drives me nuts. I respect babies and animals too much to do it

I'm just saying I would have absolutely been able to make the Megazord in the latest Um, Actually episode in less than a minute. I could even do the secret battle tank mode if pressed. Would love if my brain retained useful information but I'm doing my best

YouTube shorts keeps showing me clips from death note, the anime that pretends to be very smart

Every time I read "Rose Noble" in a thread about Doctor Who, my brain says "Ross Noble" and I'd fully watch Ross Noble on Doctor Who

Genuinely hate how my insta feed is all shit that I hate and makes me mad

Look, if Jews had a genocide being enacted upon them, I'd be against that too.

This will 100% give you bird flu

When I got Pokemon blue for my 15th birthday, I beat the elite four in about 25 hours. I guess the training data didn't include Gamefaqs