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..when the catnip is catnipping..

🙏Thank you for playing #ShamExcuses with me, Chloe @poshcloset1000.bsky.social @teatime75.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social @decothecat.bsky.social Karmin @beingkarmin.bsky.social & Mary @marythenylondragon.bsky.social Let’s💛🧡🤎CALM DOWN🤎🧡💛together again when we return March 14th @ 6pm ET

I was "weeding."✨🦉💨 #ShamExcuses #CalmDownTags #HashtagGame

#ShamExcuses You’re just not grateful enough. - JD Vance America: this is so embarrassing

can’t..I’m middle spoon today.. #ShamExcuses

#ShamExcuses The cat tree that came in this box is my favorite hangout space. 🐾🐾🐾😹

I was running low on probiotics? #ShamExcuses

🤎🧡💛Welcome Everyone💛🧡🤎 Let’s all CALM DOWN and play: #ShamExcuses ..with me, Chloe @poshcloset1000.bsky.social @teatime75.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social @decothecat.bsky.social Karmin @beingkarmin.bsky.social & Mary @marythenylondragon.bsky.social

I love Eva so much and when Joe said he’d give up his spot on Survivor for her, I frickin’ lost it. She is the hardest worker and despite what she said, she has terrific insight and social skills. I hope hope hope Eva & Joe make it to the end and take this season. #Survivor48

🔥HOT GAME ALERT🔥 Get excited to🤎🧡💛CALM DOWN💛🧡🤎with a brand-new game from me, Chloe @poshcloset1000.bsky.social @teatime75.bsky.social @sadlycatless.bsky.social @decothecat.bsky.social Karmin @beingkarmin.bsky.social & Mary @marythenylondragon.bsky.social 🚨FRIDAY @ 6pm ET🚨

@beckybunzy.bsky.social CLEAR YOUR DIARY WE HAVE A NEW QUEST ✨cheesefeast✨

My only daily goal in life rn is to get to 10,000 steps.

Hoping this account brings me peace, pictures of dogs, dirty memes, and lots of laughter.

Only 10 months until Christmas

You come into my house on this, the day of my Raisin Bran’s expiration?

On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener

It's okay, the others will laugh, but "mmm bop" is a perfectly valid war cry. Live your truth.

I need you to freeze this dozen eggs. Sir, this is a fertility clinic.

fan me, feed me grapes and tell me which of my chins is your favorite

So when did you all stop saying keep on truckin’ and start calling meat protein

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

*walking into a mattress shop* me: I'd like one nap please

I don’t have regrets. I have a collection of poor decisions that I’ve rebranded as “life lessons.

*sigh* Taps sign.

One day you’re young and full of rebellion, then suddenly you look down and there’s a pickleball paddle in your hand.

#GoodEnough ok

Happy #Caturday who’s smirking out there? 😸

Mood

Nope

Happy Monday! Just checking out the couch today. 🐾🐾🐾

safety patrol..

..me in Costco trying my ever best to remain my pleasant and jovial self even though some rank heifer on her phone is blocking the aisle..

..no I’m fine, why do you ask?

..when you take a teeny break from your gnocchi and someone else gets a liiiiiittle too close to your bowl for your liking..