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Poet. Dreamer. Furry (I'm a polar bear!) Listener of audiobooks. Autistic. Atheist. Pansexual/Fraysexual. Polyamorous and ENM. 43 in Colorado. Twitter escapee.
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Remember kids, chocolate rabbits are hollow to represent god's promises. #atheism #atheist

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Thank you for contacting the Abyss. Your scream is very important to us. Please hold.

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Yes I'm old. Back in the day when I played old DOS games, I had this on my old IBM. It's essentially the DOS version of Mario Kart. And, in my opinion, the soundtrack is awesome. #gaming #dos #nostalgia

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Me: I'd like some time off. Supervisor: I'll need a formal request. Me: Fine. I beseech thee, kindly give me leave from this hellhole.

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#booksky

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I had to unfriend my own grandmother on Facebook earlier this evening. I posted this, and she commented saying "Then why don't you move there?" That was the final straw. She, and my entire family, are MAGAts. I've had it with them, and especially her.

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Cool!

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Ok, this is freaking awesome. #hotrod #jalopy

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Everything Agent Orange touches turns to rigor mortis.

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My new shirt. #fraysexual #thisiswhoiam

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I remember my first date. I remember how round and firm they were. I just had to touch them. Then she screamed "Ow, my eyes!" and the date ended quickly. #laughdammit

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I half expected a tiny little Oscar to pop out of this thing.

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I'm going to start a company for psychology-themed breakfast foods. I'll call it "Leggo My Ego". #laughdammit #pun

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A screenshot I took from the game The Talos Principle 2 #gaming #pcgaming #puzzle

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If I'm made in god's image, then he must have one HELL of a sense of humor. #atheism #atheist

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What in the actual fuck.

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Trumpledore wants to merge the post office with the Department of Commerce, effectively privatizing it. We have been an independent entity for 55 years. Please, don't let him do this. #savethepostoffice

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Family includes everyone! ❤️

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I just got home from work, so apparently that means it's cuddle time. #catsofbluesky #sphynxcat #cats

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It's not "crying wolf" when there's a giant, orange, bigoted, racist wolf running the country.

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I wanna pet it!

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Why does an ampersand (&) look like a tiny person scooting around on their ass?

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BioShock had it right. #atheism #atheist

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#autism #autistic

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JFC 🤦‍♂️ I'm a mailman myself.

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Ohhhh boy.

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Them: You're going places. Me: Yeah, probably an asylum.

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If people talk behind your back... Fart.

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With the way the government is these days, if ignorance is bliss, then happy days are here again.

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So I got a small portable Bluetooth speaker for work. We're not allowed to wear headphones while delivering the mail, even if they're bone conduction ones. #hopethisworks

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If Washington suddenly came back to life today. #weneedhelp

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