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Chicago, I love you, BUT WHERE ARE THE BIKE LANES. GIVE US MORE BIKE LANES.

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Wearing a uniform outside of working hours is scary. So far everyone appreciates me but I just know eventually I'm gonna run into a stranger that hates bus drivers

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Today I had to wear a tie to work. I haven't worn one in probably 4 years. I still could tie it just by feeling, I tied it in the dark not even using a mirror. Lol

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Cucking is underrated

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Maybe nurses will be replaced with robots and the nurse technology will be affordable? Or subsidized by the government? Will robot nurses provide decent care?

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My generation is the poorest, supposedly. So I wonder what's gonna happen to us when we all become too old to take care of ourselves.

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Well. I guess I'm just gonna sit here.

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Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

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I don't respect uniforms. If someone is wearing a uniform for their job, I feel a little tinge of disappointment. Like, let people express themselves with their clothes. They can still do their job. (Most of the time, cops don't get this privilege for sure)

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wild life

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In Twilight, Carlisle is my favorite character. He's the only one with any sense. And he's a good honest man.

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This Edward and Bella thing is totes toxic. But yeah I love it anyway lol

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Bella. I can't even with you. You make bad decisions. Falling in love with a vampire is dangerous. Getting pregnant on your honeymoon is irresponsible. You're so dang hot that everything you do is justified, though.

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Bella is a teenage mom. The baby is a demon. What the crap. Bella. Why did you let your life get this way. And like, I know it's like what you wanted and you're brave and stuff. But BELLA YOU'RE A CHILD.

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Spoiler alert for twilight. She freaking gets pregnant on her honeymoon. Oh come on. Bella. Who writes this. The freaking drama. The absolute drama. Jk Stephanie Meyer I love you you're perfect.

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Poor Bella. Jacob and Edward hate each other. Their families hate each other. And then she loves both of them. Ugh it's so tragic

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I know there's no such thing as a perfect marriage/wedding but like, I feel so bad for Bella. Imagine falling in love with someone who will straight up kill you on your wedding night

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The government could turn on a dime to get some things done right? Like during covid, they sent everyone a check for 1200 bucks, as a response to a pandemic. Could use one of those right now. Let's make them do it again

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All those people who claim "I don't watch/read the news" looking real smart right now

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"Always so eager to pack my bags, when I really wanna stay" -Bright Eyes. Good golly this line in this song just sends shivers up my spine it's so tragic.

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If you only read a few pages of 1984 (and I get it, reading big books is hard), you'd know that the main character's job was rewriting historical archives & newspapers. He rewrote them to remove any thought-crimes. I don't wanna draw too many parallels, but it feels like what chatgpt is doing now

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~* Joe Biden won’t see your comments about his cancer diagnosis but your friend who is a genocidal international war criminal with cancer might *~

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We love Uber as a side gig. For those times in between jobs or just making a little extra on the weekends. Wonder what's gonna happen when Waymo takes over entirely though. No more side gigs

Chicago, I love you, BUT WHERE ARE THE BIKE LANES. GIVE US MORE BIKE LANES.

Wearing a uniform outside of working hours is scary. So far everyone appreciates me but I just know eventually I'm gonna run into a stranger that hates bus drivers

Today I had to wear a tie to work. I haven't worn one in probably 4 years. I still could tie it just by feeling, I tied it in the dark not even using a mirror. Lol

Cucking is underrated

Maybe nurses will be replaced with robots and the nurse technology will be affordable? Or subsidized by the government? Will robot nurses provide decent care?

My generation is the poorest, supposedly. So I wonder what's gonna happen to us when we all become too old to take care of ourselves.

Well. I guess I'm just gonna sit here.

Today’s date, 5/21/25, can be read the same both forward and backward. Repost if you have sex with men

I don't respect uniforms. If someone is wearing a uniform for their job, I feel a little tinge of disappointment. Like, let people express themselves with their clothes. They can still do their job. (Most of the time, cops don't get this privilege for sure)

wild life

In Twilight, Carlisle is my favorite character. He's the only one with any sense. And he's a good honest man.

This Edward and Bella thing is totes toxic. But yeah I love it anyway lol

Bella. I can't even with you. You make bad decisions. Falling in love with a vampire is dangerous. Getting pregnant on your honeymoon is irresponsible. You're so dang hot that everything you do is justified, though.

Bella is a teenage mom. The baby is a demon. What the crap. Bella. Why did you let your life get this way. And like, I know it's like what you wanted and you're brave and stuff. But BELLA YOU'RE A CHILD.

Spoiler alert for twilight. She freaking gets pregnant on her honeymoon. Oh come on. Bella. Who writes this. The freaking drama. The absolute drama. Jk Stephanie Meyer I love you you're perfect.

Poor Bella. Jacob and Edward hate each other. Their families hate each other. And then she loves both of them. Ugh it's so tragic

I know there's no such thing as a perfect marriage/wedding but like, I feel so bad for Bella. Imagine falling in love with someone who will straight up kill you on your wedding night

The government could turn on a dime to get some things done right? Like during covid, they sent everyone a check for 1200 bucks, as a response to a pandemic. Could use one of those right now. Let's make them do it again

All those people who claim "I don't watch/read the news" looking real smart right now

"Always so eager to pack my bags, when I really wanna stay" -Bright Eyes. Good golly this line in this song just sends shivers up my spine it's so tragic.

If you only read a few pages of 1984 (and I get it, reading big books is hard), you'd know that the main character's job was rewriting historical archives & newspapers. He rewrote them to remove any thought-crimes. I don't wanna draw too many parallels, but it feels like what chatgpt is doing now

~* Joe Biden won’t see your comments about his cancer diagnosis but your friend who is a genocidal international war criminal with cancer might *~

We love Uber as a side gig. For those times in between jobs or just making a little extra on the weekends. Wonder what's gonna happen when Waymo takes over entirely though. No more side gigs

I can just keep on running

You gotta work hard and you gotta get paid