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they should make a human society that goes and watches furiosa in theaters

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lowkey you know shits about to pop off when the saints go marching in

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neurotypicals dont understand the power of writing “go poop” on your to do list and then crossing it off after you go poop

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money saving technique: start believing every business is a scammer trying to trick you

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this worm guy leto kinda sucks ass actually

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the biggest freaks of the 1940s were looking at the shiners tom and jerry grew out of their heads in unspeakable ways

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id be a good president but anyone who didnt follow me back would be put in jail which could be controversial

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you ever sit down to pee and realize you had much more farts in you than you initially thought

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theres just something so beautiful about a dinner consisting of 1 starch, 1 meat, 1 vegetable. its the most convincing argument for religion

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we dont kill creators of world saving energy production methods like we used to.

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asking the other twitch chatters who farted

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i am not a man or a woman i am just some guy

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guy who woke up from a 10 year coma today: yoooo who tryna have that Jada and that Will love

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bro i went to the no loads refused pimped out cumdump event and everyone said they missed your easygoing vibe.

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many people are ignorant of the mysterious ways the humble sandwich can bolster the human spirit

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Writing a small note of appreciation for each mutual before bed. wishing them ample good fortune and great tidings of joy and splendor

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you give a fella like me spare trousers in the first two antes im winning every time

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Dr. Frankenstein: so i bestowed the gift of intelligent life onto inanimate biology and now its being sooooooo annoyingggggg

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saul goodman joker in balatro and its effect hits when you play any illegal hand (flush house, flush 5, 5 of a kind)

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what if i go to tha moovee theatah’ and watch oym steel eeya, eh? and maybe that movie that made 1.5 billion dollars in just china

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i hate when The Guy Who Lies to People tells me a lie

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pointing at anything within my eyeline and saying literally me

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buying groceries in the fortnite item shop

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discord is in dire financial straits. rumors say theyre on the verge of pimping out wumpus for cash

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im hearing in this marvel movie the hero fights a bad-looking cgi villain in muted, digitally constructed backdrops. at the end of the movie theyre saying the hero triumphs and there is a scene after the credits

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the deeper you get into the dune series the more you realize duncan idaho is the true main character of the series

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makes me so mad when i try to zoom into a photo and it highlights the words like some kind of sick joke. am i not gods child? am i not a delicate brushstroke in the painting of his creation

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google is really the pick me girl of tech companies huh

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if you steal a post theyre allowed to steal your life. complete replacement. your mom will not recognize you

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finisher pack? uhhh only if she asks me really nicely

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normal guy who sits next to you and reads all the same posts to keep you from getting to online with it

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im not a starter pack account this is a finisher pack account

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