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Post your most daddy pic “Hey, champ. I know things have been rough lately, but you’re strong and I know you will get through this. Now give dad a hug.”

I’ve been watching My Hero Academia and I have one question for everyone. Who is your favorite pro hero and why is it Best Jeanist?

“What’s your escape plan?” To be honest, give up and die is uncomfortably close to the top.

Oh, hell no. National Park Service has removed not just the T but also the Q from LGBTQ on their page for Stonewall National Monument. We are not just the LGB community. We are Trans. We are Queer. There is no LGB without the T.

Do you ever spend so long dissociating in the office bathroom that the lights turn off due to inactivity?

CEO in our company meeting: “All the art in this presentation was made with AI!” Uh, this is a multibillion dollar company and you’re bragging that you were too cheap to pay a graphic designer.

Trying not to laugh at this guy in the office that almost definitely has skipped leg day, and most other days, in favor of shoulders. Good on him for having such well developed shoulders, but they practically look like Samus Aran’s pauldrons in proportion to the rest of him.

Do it. Let’s vote this into existence.

My dog comes up to me, stares me in the eyes, repeatedly licks her lips, makes loud smacking noises. Me: “You want something? I think you want something but the hints are soooo subtle. Can you be clearer?” Dog looks disgusted…but keeps smacking her lips and shifts eyes between me and the treat jar.

H/t @yaz0r.bsky.social for sending this to me.

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

One of our contractors last name is Chock. I keep reading it as Chonk.

Finally watched The Wild Robot and it has joined the short list of movies that have made me cry.

I’m researching emigration this weekend but by the time I’m ready to commit, I’m unsure I will have accrued enough Trump™️ Fealty Points to use my passport or could afford the air traffic control add-on to my flight on Trump™️ Air powered by Tesla, media services by X.

Woodstock was stoned because of toke

I found this unexpectedly poignant *lol* "It's easier to fit your head up your ass after you've cut off your nose to spite your face."

I fell into the “You just to be more disciplined, you don’t need any ADHD meds” trap again. Took my Adderal this morning, lo and behold I am able to stay focused in meetings and on task.

“Have you ever notice that transphobes have really shitty hair? That’s karma, bitch.” - Nicola Coughlan

Post a gif from a game you love.

This is where I post from

See me. See me for who I am. I am magic. I am human. I am inhuman. See me. I am a boy. I am a girl. I am everything and nothing in between. See me. You do. You see me. You recoil in fear. You scream in anger. See me. I bleed. I ache.

Not quite the oldest selfies on my phone but close. From January 1, 2012. Guess I was going for New Year, New Beard by trimming back that bushy beast.