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TFW you are grooving to a song in the locker room and suddenly realize the underlying melody is the Wii Shop Channel theme.

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Or maybe every day for the next 30…

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The yard is starting to look inviting. Even the ducks think so. A little gardening, a little sun, I think we can get pool season started. Suits optional.

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Puppy cuddle time is the best time. Thinking about my canine companions here in Texas both present and past.

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Fellow neurodivergent type folk, when did you realize there were behavioral rules that you didn’t “get”? Did you start feeling like neurotypical folk withhold those rules from you? If so, when did you realize they don’t know those rules either and that’s why they never would or could explain them?

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Should I order some tusks to wear? That could be…fun. Maybe @thedoodlebear.bsky.social still makes them? Regardless, I don’t need to be putting Lego in my mouth to amuse myself and the internet.

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Ugh. I could do with seeing the inside of a gym in a regular basis. At least my new swimsuit is cute.

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We haven’t been to Australia ourselves (yet) but Australia has come to us.

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I kept going back and forth on this but, finally decided. Today is a pool day.

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If I were a furry and/or had a fursona what sort of creature would I be? Probably something mythical or a hybrid. Canine perhaps? I would like to be like a boar or a bull (or an elephant. I’m realizing elephants can be hot 😂), but those don’t seem right for me.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

My mood swings:

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I suspect my cologne application ritual would be amusing to any onlooker. I spray 2 bursts about a foot in front of me, walk into the cloud, and do a little Wonder Woman spin.

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

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#trek

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Is this cold punishment for forgetting my CPAP last weekend, being in the presence of smoke machines, or being around people? Regardless, I’m at the sinus pressure is making my teeth hurt phase and I’m annoyed.

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I had 3 update disks but you just couldn’t be bothered to give me any rooms with a terminal, could you? No, you had to crush my dreams by throwing me a door with a card key lock and no card key.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

It’s almost that obsessively churn out home made ice cream time of year.

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I’m going keep my car stored in the Pink Parking Lot

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In a group discussion on managing stress: “Just don’t look at the news. I don’t. There is nothing I can do and I don’t know why people criticize me.” Umm…maybe because you trivialized and dismissed everyone else’s concerns, played the victim when gently called out, and can’t read the fucking room?

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I had a dream that I was dragged into HR and given a warning for using my personal cellphone in my personal car on personal time. In the dream they presented me with photos of my so-called infractions after information security had hacked my phone and non-consensually gained access to the camera.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I had a joke about Jesus. I think I nailed it.

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