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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol

just another day at work welding various weapons to The Machine. we're all pretty curious what we're building it for. they said they might turn it on soon

isnt she literally most famous for taking a $25,000 bribe

Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors

Using a Game Genie on LinkedIn to become CEO of DuPont Chemicals

real life disney movie

caves of qud (deep prehistory) www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... @unormal.bsky.social

The haters said we couldn't do it. so we poured warm static on the haters and turned them into gelatinous prisms. now we're welcome in their holy places

On Slimehoof! On Chitin! On Antler and Scales! On Glowtail! On Spineback! Through ruins and dales! To the depths of the canyons! To the spindle's great height! Dash quickly! Dash quickly! Through the shadowed moonlight!

Oreos CEO: Why is nobody buying our new weird flavor. We made Carne Asada Oreos as a gift to the world… (cries single tear) We did it to make people happy Marketer: Sir, people don’t know they exist. Everyone migrated to Bluesky where… (cries single tear) they have no ads

I had forgot the NYT needle (rip bozo) was hard coded to bounce around to create the illusion it was registering live data.

Florida's abortion rights ballot measure is right under the 60% threshold with 1/5 of est. votes remaining

I miss him. more than anything. more than the mormon girl i almost converted for. More than that LTJ Bukem show I missed back in AR. More than anything. we love you so much, dude

What’s the move tonight? Will there be girls there? What kind of girls? They ethereal? They skin glowing in the light of the waxing gibbous moon? I’m tryna further my bloodline with one of these nymphs tonight, bro, I need to know about they pallor & humors.

Elon Musk creating a situation where it’s illegal for Glenn Greenwald to tweet isn’t funny, exactly, but it’s not NOT funny

I think it’s fine that the most valuable asset an American is likely to own has to go up in value every year or the system crumbles, good thing we tied stuff like school funding to this too

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Let’s goooo

ALIEN Ridley Scott’s masterpiece was released OTD 45 years ago. On #AlienDay it’s important to remember the man who brought what became one of the most recognizable icons of sci-di & horror to life on the big screen: BOLAJI BADEJO, the man behind the xeno-suit.

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I do not Fucking recall them asking the blue sky elders permission to open registration to commoners .

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*blinks rapidly*

America did a lot of terrible stuff to Dr. King, like jailing and abusing him and trying to get him to kill himself and killing him, but probably nothing so obscene as reinventing him in popular memory as some milquetoast whose primary concern was not hurting white people’s feelings.

If you’d like a little timeline cleanse that’s also mildly menacing, please enjoy the facade of the Institue Oceanographie in Paris