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I don't have blondes locked in the attic but my stairway is super twisted. Same me as everywhere!
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Oh my

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?

submitted 24 days ago • 109 comments

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

submitted 34 days ago • 198 comments

Never going to forget or forgive a single fucking person who supported him.

submitted 39 days ago • 402 comments

in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendaya’s engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal 😍 emoji and we all knew it was for keeps

submitted 52 days ago • 201 comments

Marilyn Manson drops defamation lawsuit against Evan Rachel Wood, will also pay $327,000 for Wood’s legal fees: people.com/marilyn-mans...

submitted 93 days ago • 12 comments

SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF JENNIFER JASON LEIGH OR EVAN RACHEL WOODS ARE HERE I'M FINE IT'S TOTALLY OK.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Okay, let’s test out managing lots of replies: You tell me your favorite Prince song (or the one you’re most curious about) and I’ll share some facts about it. If you don’t know his stuff, name a favorite artist/song of yours and I’ll give you a suggestion of what to explore in Prince’s catalog.

submitted 670 days ago • 69 comments

I've always had what I flippantly referred to as "girl crushes". I think they may have been more than crushes and I just didn't let my mind go there because I was always attracted to men. Now I'm Team Bear and men are a no go other than friendship.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Took myself off the market to heal after a very toxic marriage to a man. I'm considering dating casually, but the idea of letting a man into my life romantically sounds gross. A woman on the other hand... Is it possible to realize your bi after 40?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

A man: "If you want my advice—" Me: "Literally never"

submitted 104 days ago • 6 comments

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

submitted 105 days ago • 2412 comments

A Brazilian service that helps you airlift your tweets from X/Twitter to Bluesky—newly available in English!

submitted 132 days ago • 45 comments

This is terrible and I hope he is at peace, regardless of how it happened. variety.com/2024/music/n...

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.

submitted 142 days ago • 172 comments

Does anyone know of any other examples of where a video synchs perfectly to other audio, like the This Is America video clip set to Call Me Maybe?

submitted 142 days ago • 525 comments

This family has been absolutely hammered relentlessly by local school officials and the DeSantis administration for supporting their trans daughter. Please, please, give if you can, and share widely. www.gofundme.com/f/support-je...

submitted 150 days ago • 8 comments

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,568,443!

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky… assemble.

submitted 168 days ago • 73 comments

My therapist told me that constantly fantasising about living off grid in a woodland cottage that doubles as a bookshop that triples as an animal rescue centre, is actually a sign of burnout & exhaustion. To which I say, well now I’ll no longer imagine you coming to visit.

submitted 173 days ago • 38 comments

DOROTHY: Then he said, “That’s the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female.” SOFIA: What does he think menopause is, an expiration date? ROSE: In St. Olaf the postmenopausal females were always the nicest because they weren’t scared you were about to try to inseminate them. BLANCHE: Poor things.

submitted 196 days ago • 7 comments

Quote post the fictional character you are in your head.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

If Beyonce performs at the DNC tonight I will leave my body for at least 48 hours. I have seen the rumors all week but I refuse to get my hopes up. HOWEVER 😱😱😱

submitted 189 days ago • 6 comments