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Group chats or we riot

i’ve been forced back on here by my friends

have they added dms yet ??

big update for bluesky i’m on adderall now

is there a dark mode on this bitch yet or what

i’m back on twitter btw @poyotimebaybee

hi hello i am Married 😌😌

the WORST part about today is i don’t get to see my sweet baby boy until AFTER the ceremony 😭😭😭

i couldn’t pick one lmao

nah mentioning the afghanistan withdrawal is HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

As a former punk rock singer and current medical provider I can tell you the first thing they teach us is: "You gotta keep em ventilated":

love waking up on edge. love experiencing a minor inconvenience and feeling like i’m going to die

i wanna watch the cooking tik toks but i can’t eat any of the good ones and the gluten free ones make me want to DIE

wyd after you hit the eraserhead baby pipe?

when u have a problem and u can’t ask ur mom for help cause u told her u did it already

just saw the nastiest spider i’ve ever seen in michigan oh my GOD

ordering all the printing and signage we’ll need for the wedding. i go to order the menus. there’ll be 140 guests. these are my quantity options.

i just think it’s funny that if i told people ten years ago that i wanted to buy a bunch of guns and start a commune they’d avoid me but now it’s what my friends and i REGULARLY talk about