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pqoneil.bsky.social
Another tough day at the morphine factory, time to relax by getting red assed on twitter.
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I call him Elon Tusk because both his personal and professional life are seemingly as chaotic as the members of Fleetwood Mac’s were during the recording of their studio album “Tusk”

submitted 3 days ago • 99 comments

A very “I just turned 40, what the fuck” evening for me. Awkwardly said hello to a writer/podcaster I admire at a Maria Bamford show. Thanks for being kind @megrowler.fangraphs.com subscribe to @fangraphs.com

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

realized while emptying the dishwasher that Yoda is precisely wrong. not malevolently so. but there is no do and there is no do not. there is only try. this is clear to a man in his mid-fifties and so should be clear to a 900-year-old Jedi knight

submitted 9 days ago • 192 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 16 days ago • 116 comments

Saw the @themountaingoats.bsky.social guy recommend a “Crunchwrap casserole” a couple weeks ago and I immediately clocked it as superbowl food. Thank you, Guy from the Mountain Goats.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Please stop calling your elected representatives. They’re very old and very confused, and it does them no good to get all riled up

submitted 37 days ago • 169 comments

Bobby Hurley not be a crying pissbaby for literally one day challenge, bear down.

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submitted 44 days ago • 152 comments

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

submitted 48 days ago • 474 comments

@christhompson.bsky.social my office mates said my cubicle was too depressing and I needed to decorate a little bit. Nice timing to get this in the mail.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

submitted 60 days ago • 56 comments

@davidjroth.bsky.social I really enjoyed Having it All in the last Hydra. I mean it as high compliment that it made me feel sad thinking about my mother, my father, their recent divorce in their 60s, and all the Stuff that exists and cannot ever be called trash.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

submitted 63 days ago • 211 comments

the two main ingredients of chili are msg and beans. other optional ingredients include tomatoes, onions, peppers, and meat

submitted 63 days ago • 37 comments

Merry Christmas to all, comrades and scabs alike ❤️💚

submitted 75 days ago • 12 comments

This hit my weak point for massive damage

submitted 108 days ago • 160 comments

39-year-old LeBron James is the oldest player in NBA history to record 3 straight triple-doubles. The previous oldest player was 34-year-old LeBron James.

submitted 116 days ago • 120 comments

submitted 121 days ago • 13 comments

Btw there’s no space program for you. You are where you are. So it’s a fight every day where you stand. It was yesterday, and it will be tomorrow.

submitted 124 days ago • 14 comments

Nelly from this season of great british baking show should be the president of the united states of america.

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments