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pqoneil.bsky.social
Another tough day at the morphine factory, time to relax by getting red assed on twitter.
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Ah, the end of spring. Guardians are outplaying their projections, I want to die and puke after watching a Cavs playoff game.

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Blocked, reported.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Sucks that the Met Gala is raising all this money just to pay it to Bobby Bonilla

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

Is there even a small chance that your son is being called a shit head because he is a shit head? I asked the parents of a dozen shit heads and they all said “no.”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

submitted 10 days ago • 71 comments

Cavs, you’re hearing it very strongly.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

anybody who wants my vote in 2026 or 28 better be real-deal committed to prosecutions and prison sentences for a whole host of Trump admin people, including Trump himself, and his goons in various agencies

submitted 13 days ago • 56 comments

No, this is fine, plz give me my peanut m&m

submitted 17 days ago • 23 comments

Clase needs a weekend in the mountains. He is getting lit up this year.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I pity the simple two legged walker as I pity myself. I hate the 16 legged walker as I hate our gilded present and our impending social collapse.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

“One of his good ones.”

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin) Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

submitted 24 days ago • 26 comments

Somebody’s gonna drop a NUMBER at Augusta today. Feeling a 62 by Lowry.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

“I can’t just enjoy things. I’ve never had the constitution for that.” Feeling seen as a baseball fan, listen to @ewpod.bsky.social

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Clase isn’t right… a very tentative “go guards” from me after that one.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

this is just a level of sickness that i don’t think any society can come back from

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

i know the 'Irish stock market' is a real thing but it sounds vaguely racist to me. like it's what the Americans call a board behind the bar with all the drink prices on it

submitted 32 days ago • 36 comments

Trump take Nintendo.

submitted 35 days ago • 66 comments

I regret ever learning anything. All the hard work and for what. I could’ve been stupid this whole time.

submitted 35 days ago • 18 comments

This aristocrat thinks we’re gonna have beans.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

It feels so hack at this point to get all oh-of-course mad when a dicey call goes in Duke's favor. I'm beyond posting about it in real time, but just noticing it and thinking it makes me feel like Andy Rooney. My eyebrows triple in size instantly.

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

Dustin Pedroia's Premium Black Bean and Corn Salsa (2008-2009): Following his MVP season, Boston Red Sox 2B Dustin Pedroia received his own salsa, which contained both black beans AND corn!

submitted 498 days ago • 14 comments